Actually yeah, but for salad. Though the dude keeps spilling a lot into here, he’s REALLY bad at this. Gonna reflect that in my YipYapYelp review

WELL

THEY ARE

Got dragged to the local coyote bar by some friends and they told me the only way I could get in was wearing a shirt that said “Chew Toy.” Apparently it’s Prey Night and they’re all laughing because I fell for it. Unbelievable. As soon as I’m done soaking in this hot tub, I’m out of here

Pig. They’re adorable, extremely prone to getting messy, and are always kinda hungry. If I ever had to come up with a new “me” sona they’re in immediate consideration.

No dude I don’t have body dysmorphia, I have reality dysmorphia. I could lose 30 pounds or change my face but I’m not going to be fixed until I’m a funny little duck living in a cartoon city whose biggest and most competitive event is a pie baking contest that I am on my way to start a food fight at

I'm comin over, I'll bring some Sure

Hey I'm streaming!! 👻👻👻👻👻 #DuinoIsLive

So far GHOST TRICK has had
-the most flamboyant detective in recorded history
-protecting women
-a dog I can respect

Oh yeah this is a good game

Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Call it a hunch. Now c'mon!! We've gotta go eat scones at the cafe next to the river that's run by an elderly rabbit couple!

Celebrating by yelling "FORE" as I hit twenty golfballs off of your snout

*Dracula Flow voice* The India ink pre-rolls had me doing the Kennedy Kick dance down the length of the Mass Pike

*slamming my fist on the counter at the dispensary* where is the weed that will give me a snout and a nose I can’t see past. It’s a holiday you can’t lie to me

OK. But like. I'm twirling my hair a little bit, hi Mr. Cheese

I know I left mine fifty feet over your head, sport! You can borrow it while you look for yours. Enjoy!

ᴴᵉʸ!! ᴾᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ!!!

You don’t gotta be witty! Just come grab a window seat on the train next to me, we have a new frontier to explore

Hey crazy idea: instead of going to work, do y’all wanna be animals in a storybook neighborhood in a far away land

You put ONE canister of chili oil into the air conditioning unit and suddenly you're the bad guy forever >:(

Every year all year

Wait that’s really cute. There’s something here

I’m willing to accept it, but only if there was a hilarious circumstance explaining why and they’d better be grumpy about it

Stop telling me I need “therapy” or “medication.” I need to cuddle with a cartoon sheep

Putting critter on my Minecraft hotbar and scrolling my mousewheel really fast to put them in and out of my hand over and over

It's always funny!! But even toons try to avoid hilarious fates- you gotta make sure you're accounting for all the angles in a funny way!

"Gosh I love coming up with places and things that lend themselves to slapstick! And I LOVE describing physical comedy happening to someone in an elaborate scenario!"
"OK, but why are they going through all that?"

The more I've found my footing with a short fiction format, the more the writing process unfolds like This

These are cute!! Man I LOVE the bubbliness of your art style, the curves are so appealing

I used to have crippling social anxiety, to the point where I nearly failed classes because I couldn't speak in front of the class. Getting a fursona and "pretending" to be loud and vain accidentally made me fall in love with myself for real. It's power you can't take lightly.

I also got a new blender!! Taiko send me your favorite smoothie recipes I gotta bone up

His old features on Disciple usually sampled the Smash Melee announcer yelling "FOX" and you can only imagine my disappointment. Love his music but some crimes can't be forgiven

It's the journey, not the destination! My destination was a club sandwich though so I wish your quest is as fruitful as mine