i'm like 3 books in and Jesus hasn't even shown up yet, wtf

'We saw you from across the courthouse and liked your vibe'

evergreen post

If Don Cheadle isn’t Captain Planet IM NOT INTERESTED

Hot dog!

The Modder from Book of Boba Fett??

Remind me sometime to show ya some pics from the burlesque show I was in based on it!

Shut the fuck up, Donny

And having beaten FFV today, I have successfully beaten all the Pixel Remasters of Final Fantasy games I hadn’t beaten! Just in time to return to work on Monday 😂

A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

And there’s prolly treasure behind it

The animation of his lightsaber is visceral and gorgeous.

Kiss kiss hurt my back!

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing!
ME: Oh yeah?
DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂
ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today?
DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡
ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Wild that it got flagged

! Adult content

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

Would be a very Twin Peaks style life.

Baby Hack: if baby won’t sleep, walk to the gelato place down the street and get yourself a gelato. Baby will nap to the smooth jazz

I would be so ready to hit em with the Gaius monologue

i open the steam store. i look at video games i could get and play. i get overwhelmed and play final fantasy instead

I cease to exist and enter into a coma-like dream state.

U guys laugh now about sora dying but it just created a nobody that we have to upload onto a computer so he can merge with the digital version of sora

Absolutely love seeing all the love Rocky is getting from folks seeing Project Hail Mary! Puppetry is such an under appreciated performance type.

James Ortiz is a puppet master in the most affectionate sense

A meme- one half has Sonic from Unleashed and is captioned "DLSS 5 OFF" and the other half has the original movie Sonic design and is captioned "DLSS 5 ON"

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Sacred Jewel Mickey hands off a pistol to Minnie as they, and Dippy Dog/Goofy, run down a flight of spiraling stairs. Mickey: Here! Take this -- and use it too, if y' get into a jam! Minnie: My -- my goodness! I can't shoot people!

Eventually one of them will be…