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Posts by Max

The Canadian opening outfits are so UGLY!!! Also who tf allowed Lulu Lemon to slap their logo all over the entire Olympic collection?? It’s so tacky what are we doing 😭

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Behold, my greatest creation yet! 1 star guts 🥲

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I just made a post about this too but deleted it because I realized I was jerking Canada off too much (by mistake). Wish Americans would start using that introspection more 🤷🏻

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Also this has nothing to do with Kirk. He was a POS and him dying is something I’m apathetic to since he wouldn’t care if I was murdered so I’m not extending energy he wouldn’t reciprocate. It’s just been on my mind a lot.

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But even if they’re not perfect at least it gives us higher aspirations. So yeah. American exceptionalism is ridiculous, and idk how they can celebrate things like the 4th of July considering the state of their country.

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I’m also sick of Canadians saying “well at least we’re not America” since it feels like we just pat ourselves on the back for not being a total shitshow. I’d rather we pivot and start looking at what countries in the EU are doing (they’re also not perfect)

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Idgaf if Philly “celebrates like no other country after a sports game) cops practically shoot POC for sport. I’m embarrassed to have ever visited the place.

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Don’t get me wrong, Canada is no utopia and we’ve got our own growing nationalist problem (amongst other issues) so I’d be a not hypocrite to bring that up. But jfc guys. But whole American exceptionalism is a huge contributor to their suffering imo since it almost blinds them?

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American patriotism will always baffle me. They don’t have free healthcare, have got a massive school shooting problem, their government treats LGBT+ (especially trans ppl like shit), women are watching their rights get taken (not only women), rounding up immigrants… etc. like??

7 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Also I’m aware I’m posting this post Kirk x death but please note this has nothing to do with him. He was a POS and I’m indifferent to his murder. I was just thinking about this because of an unrelated reel I saw

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Trying to explain my family lore without trauma dumping is like trying to get Haru Urara to stop trying to race in the Arima Kinen

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I know! I meant to say “Trying to ride him and this mf (bf) pulls out his phone to google Kung Fu Panda facts. Can’t have shit in this economy 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔”

I forgot the “and” 😭

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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HE’S THINKING OF THIS MF 💔💔💔

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And yes I know I need to get better at this but that’s not the point 😭

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Trying to ride him this mf (bf) pulls out his phone to google Kung Fu Panda facts. Can’t have shit in this economy 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

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Why is signing up for classes so hard??? WHY CANT I JUST PICK CLASSES FROM DIFFERENT BLOCKS. THEY DONT CONFLICT THIS IS SO NEEDLESSLY ANNOYING. I DONT WANT TO HAUL MY ASS TWO HOURS AWAY TO SPEAK TO AN ADVISOR SINCE THE PHONE CUE Is 11 AND THEY KEEP HANGING UP ON ME FOR BEING 12tH I HATE IT HERE

8 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Also I’m glad no tiddies were displayed to the audience bc it simply wasn’t that kind of TV show. 10/10 episode tho. Truly helped change my life

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Mythbusters season 6 episode 12 “Viral Hour” where Kari Byron flashed a bunch of goats to see if they’d faint was a lowkey sexual awakening. The goats had nothing to do with it, but seeing her in the trench coat did something to me. No tiddies were even shown, but knowing they were there was enough

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

There should be an option to send the failures to the glue factory in the horse gacha game

9 months ago 2 0 1 0

Trying to get 10k steps a day. No it’s not because I care about my health. I just don’t want to tap out 2 minutes into being on top :(

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Manifesting a false positive for my brother and a negative for me bc wtf do you mean incurable parasite that’ll give you a heart attack???

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Fr. Had to label the garbage bag and everything

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Raccoon died in my garbage can. Shoutout to the city for telling me it’ll take 5 fucking days to collect the body. It’s double bagged and on the curb so idk maybe the heat will turn it into a nice stew for the whole neighbourhood to enjoy 🥲

9 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Rang the doorbell but the old guy I hangout with wasn’t answering. Went into his room worried he had left us. He did leave. Forgot I was coming by. I panicked before remembering he can’t really leave the place without ppl knowing. Turns out he was buying juice. Too many emotions felt before 11:30am

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

We must endure 😭

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Tire d

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Crazy how if 9/11 never happened I wouldn’t have met my boyfriend

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

About to become a NIMBY but ONLY when it comes to Bradford Pear Trees 🤢

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Ong I’d rather get my nudes leaked than that one picture my bf has of me on his phone where my face decided to really highlight the cousin fucking of my ancestors 💀

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Just got out of the shower and my stomach hurts again… @godpod.bsky.social you have to stop giving me these battles, I am NOT your strongest warrior

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