I believe this problem is the one philosophers call "The screenshot of Theseus"

Shut up and take my money!

What, and I do not say this lightly, the entire fuck have you been smoking?

Happens to me all the time, you know. I wonder if he's looked in the kitchen drawers. It *always* ends up there.

Are you joking? They have taken over Italy, now pizzas have to be covered with a hijab and they turned my aunt into a mosque!

Average Republican: "the one on the left, because feeeeeemales cannot be doctors"

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

Life is weird. One day you're a head of state, the next you're sleeping in Assad's spare bedroom in Moscow.

"Caesar's wife must be ABOVE suspicion". *If* he is innocent, his best move would be to withdraw from the race ANYWAY and prove his innocence in court - and make political capital out of it next time. You cannot run and govern with this kind of Damocles sword over your head.

I'm willing to bet he voted (and will vote again) Republican, and blames "Biden's open borders" for "forcing ICE to act this way"

Trump cannot legally exit NATO, but TBH it doesn't even matter that much anymore. Like it or not, Europe and Canada have been making their plans assuming the US would be at best a neutral party, and possibly hostile, for the past year or so.

America First, Russia Firster.

Oh well, we're shit at football but at least we can save face

If they hit the Intel and Texas Instruments structures in Israel, my magic powers tell me that for unexplained reasons, Russia will suffer a shortage of critical electronic components in its missile production.

I have no information regarding this, it came to me in a dream.

God: I feel like I don’t ask for much, so I hope you will listen to one request I have for tomorrow. I’m calling it “Operation Abrupt Prolapse.” Now, please hear me out.

Rewatched Civil War recently. Tbh the only criticism I can make is that the woman who tried to escape with The Beast and is gunned down by yhe soldiers should have looked more like Ms. Leavitt

NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes?

LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else

N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help?

LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead

I mean there it is.

You don't understand, the purpose of the fraud task force is to identify new avenues for the president and his mates to commit fraud.

I think we have won this war against Iran 8 times now right?

If we win 2 more times, is our next invasion of a sovereign country free? Do we get half off appetizers or something?

Ukrainian interceptors at work.

Same happened to us, we wanted to adopt a kitten and his sister snuck into my wife's purse and just refused to get out. They're 13 now and still inseparable.

(She is still the brains of the outfit)

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Whoever did this, they should never be allowed to pay for their drinks for the rest of their life.

But- but- That's me! 😁

Somewhere in the North Korean Propaganda Ministry an official winces and says: “That’s a bit much.”

Los Angeles citizens chasing ICE thugs

I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this. People are fed up.

I've worked in cyber security for most of my adult life, and tbh I find it hard to believe that Musk and his people, or anyone else, managed to alter the election results in more or less real time. I think he was referring to when he injected a lot of money into Trump's empty campaign coffers.

What have we become as a country?

As a man of person, I think this is a great day for us all.