I absolutely do! No rush, but if you can get one before my July party I’ll definitely take it off your hands.

I am constantly being nagged about the fact I don’t have a cassette deck, so I guess I’ll have to fix that

I host a music listening party once a quarter where everyone brings four songs they love and we listen to them in a round robin format. The amount of people who lug vinyl over to my place even though we could just pull it up on streaming is very notable.

Not everything that breaks is technically the fault of vibe coding but the kind of culture that would foster vibe coding is the kind that produces a lot of shit that breaks.

Yeah they do

Seconded, this is dope. Thank you for sharing!

this is a vibes-based analysis but IMO Britain is a “wait for permission”-ass country spiritually and transition is such an “I don’t need your permission”-ass activity that some of my countryfolk are just like oh gosh oh dear oh crumbs whatever will the neighbours think

If we have a surplus, I'll just pay our staff and artists more next time

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Also, ngl but I've been to at least one five-figure orgy. I hope to achieve that level of dedication one day 🙏

And before anyone gets salty about things, let me make clear - I make no money from any of this. It is purely for the love of the game. Any profit made goes straight back into the next event.

it shouldn't be controversial to say that everyone deserves housing as a human right and if you wanna do drugs in the privacy of that housing you should be allowed to

I still cannot get over the fact that my orgies now have four-figure budgets, conversion funnel diagrams, and retros. What a life.

I have a line in my party producer bio about "magical 4am moments of personal growth". Those moments occur less frequently as time goes on, but sometimes they surprise you out of nowhere. Last night, on a rainy Wednesday when I was expecting to be sad alone by myself, contained one of those moments✨

I guess I must be Californian because whenever one hits I just look at everything move and think "that's really fucking cool!"

Earthquake!!!!

Used the phrase “Tranny Tax” when discussing pay with an executive just now

David Frost gets off his chair, walks across the studio and sits on Nixon's lap. 'Does that turn you on, Dick?' Nixon quivers, 'N... No. l am not a cuck.' Frost smiles as he licks the sweat beads forming on Nixon's upper lip, 'I can tell you're lying, Dick.'

Had a phone call with a tax adviser and got both a "sir" and a "Miss Joanna" during the course of the call. Wild.

David Brooks is now the third alleged Jeffery Epstein associate at the New York Times.

This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.

The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.

Why did their executive leadership allow this?

Someone told me that they’re going to start calling doing Ketamine and Cocaine together Charlie Kirk instead of Calvin Klein and I am dead

clicker training but it's just saying "wake me up" and waiting for the room full of trannies to automatically say "wake me up inside"

A fellow organizer likes to say that the only response to a No should be “Thank you for taking care of yourself”. While that’s cheesy as fuck, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment. Asserting your boundaries should not be a cause for punishment.

How can one feel safe giving a No when there’s a chance the response will be explosive and volatile? How does that allow for unpressured consent, and give confidence that a Yes is truly genuine?

I’m now starting to deal with Hot Girl Problems - people feeling entitled to my time, my body, and my sex, and failing to gracefully take a No, however gently delivered. I feel like I have an inkling into a what a lot of cis girls have to deal with as soon as they are old enough to be sexualized.

Using public bathrooms was too easy and I felt like a challenge

I put demos of the 20 songs I've written over the past three years together in a playlist, and... holy shit, there's some good stuff there. I can't wait to turn these into an actual project.

Joanna on Instagram: "Playing my song Meeting In The Middle at the Body Love Open Mic, organized by @eliconleymusic and @entirelytalia This is one of a set of about 20 songs I’ve written over the pa... 14 likes, 5 comments - joannabate85 on March 17, 2026: "Playing my song Meeting In The Middle at the Body Love Open Mic, organized by @eliconleymusic and @entirelytalia This is one of a set of about...

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Now is not the time to ask your trans friends if they are okay. Now is the time to send your trans friends care packages, find them jobs, and ask your doctor about a HRT prescription you don't actually need.

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I woke up this morning and chose violence

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