Fabulous.

'So much for the tolerant left'

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

Acyn « @Acyn X.com VANCE: What they have done is engage in this act of economic terrorism against the entire world. As the President showed, two can play at that game.

checkmate, fellow terrorists

JD? JD? If you've got a couple of days free now can you pop over to the UK to lend your support to Reform in the local elections?

Trump leaving the umbrella for someone else to close, because he can’t do it himself, is a perfect illustration of what he did with Iran.

Translation: I don't care if the shit I broke ever gets fixed because I've got the attention span and cognitive powers of an overtired toddler and I'm too busy trying to decide what shit to break next.

i don’t understand why the guys who aren’t brave enough to tell donald trump that the shoes he bought them don’t fit aren’t standing up to him!!

BARMAN: I always thought we were meant to lie down and put a paper bag over our head or something.

FORD PREFECT: If you like, yes.

BARMAN: Will that help?

FORD PREFECT: No.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The ‘Alien’ poster but it’s ‘Albumen’, the egg is a Cadbury’s creme egg with the top cracked open and the goo spilling out, the weird organic grid thing on the bottom is now a moodily lit empty big egg tray, and the tagline is - obviously - “in space no one can hear you creme”.

Happy Easter.

A+ headline.

sign reads “JESUS 6:00 PARKING LOT”

about time someone called that motherfucker out

Christopher Penn wrote: Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines.

A different perspective.
Always helpful.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

A painting of Jesus being crucified, close in on his anguished expression, but it’s a tweet by Kay of Burley dated 7 April 30 AD with the text “Sadness in his eyes”

#Easter #SadnessInHisEyes

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

a Reddit post in r/west end "Dracula Cancelled 28/3/26"

The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out

He’s never getting into heaven with all that double spacing.

A plastic laundry bin filled with microfibre mop pads in several bright colours - blue, green, yellow etc.

These Teletubby pelts will fetch a fortune on the black market. Donate now to help end the poaching.

"... apart from my bowels."

I get logged out
and I log in again

That’s the one. And Stark probably had his application rejected by CI5.

This is not a million miles from a comic strip I drew about 30 years ago, Stark & Disraeli (Imaginary).

School bully: Now would be a good time to stop your opposition to me punching you so I can go and punch these other people over here too.

Evergreen.

An photo of John Wagner wearing a green hoodie and looking at the viewer, next to an image of Judge Dredd. A logo with the words 'The 2000 AD Creator Tapes' sits above a headline saying 'John Wagner: Dredd's never going to die"

John Wagner is one of comics' greatest ever creators and he talked extensively about his work, his 'retirement' and his life to the 2000 AD podcast. Don't miss this epic chat!

Part one https://bit.ly/4qiV1K5
Part two https://bit.ly/4c5C7CZ
Part three https://bit.ly/4b0SZK1

The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor

“Release the corgis”