A spinning swing amusement ride with a big goofy spider on top, known as SpiderMania by Eli Bridge

would you believe there’s a direct lineage from the world’s fair ferris wheel to this guy?

If you leave School of Rock and Independence Day looping on the DVD player you’ll be pretty close

I like to think I’m not a hater but then I go and try to make a top 100 movies list and bottom out at like 40

Sox games are great because it’s basically like 5k people snuck into the stadium just to hangout and sometimes baseball happens

Baseball is the Catholicism of sports

I’ll read it with you if you do I’m under read on mccarthy

It would be so easy to kill me this way

why do i still only have one pair of earrings?

The instrumentality project will come for literally every character if left long enough

If you put your phone on do not disturb it shows a message to people when they're texting you

what do you mean mike posner put out a sequel to "took a pill in ibiza" 10 years later that's about finding god

really looking forward to watching my new DVD, "ULTIMATE CHICAGO" (4 hours of Metra train rides on 2 discs)

cave story rap walkthrough is transcendent. can't believe this is a real sentence.

what the hell how did you find this

I hope he feels better soon 🤍

All I know is I’m a girl dating the coolest person in the coolest city with a lot of love in my life and it ain’t much more complicated than that

Government enforced raisin mode

we can’t escape the instrumentality project sequence. Fucking Barbie did it

I can’t stop thinking about Andy Serkis’s animated adaptation of Animal Farm starring Seth Rogen. Saylor and I are gonna be the only two people to see it in theaters

dealing with new hp release discourse every few years like a goddamn election season

Amazing what growing my hair an extra 2 inches has done for people gendering me correctly

i need a cute watch

just ordered a flip phone, opening suggestions for lanyard charms

How did I forget all the birthdays

Last time I was at chili’s it took 3 hours, they messed up everyone’s food, multiple dishes were broken by servers, and they tried to charge us for Plants vs Zombies on the payment tablet. This was my first time and I assume a normal experience

They’re doing something unholy to make the limoncello lacroix taste like this

Finally got my ipod working again. Now to wait a month as it slowly syncs 2k new tracks

-Dominos

are you a trans ally? performative or otherwise? can i interest you in sharing or donating to keep my friend alive? 💖

godDAMN Florry puts on a good show! Not sure if I’ve seen another artist having that much fun playing