Warmth feels like burning!!!

Your fave could never

That’s just how Pennsylvania is

In my road rage fit I asked “are you fucking kidding me” and someone in traffic asked me.. “why?? What’s wrong??”

I was so surprised I forgot my rage

a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face ALT: a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face

MY TOOTH CROWN BROKE

“Better to have it and not need than need it and not have it” but it’s about a fleet

Died :/

I made my private and started creeping on everyone’s stuff

So I’m behind this tractor trailer right

I got cat called yesterday and she yelled “nice legs!” and before I could turn to make a nasty face, I remembered I did my best leg workout also yesterday, and gay-thanked her with a smile and that probably cut her worse than a sneer.

Im using every app wrong clearly

I think I have to start making raunchy disgusting art

they're coming out with Pepsi Thick

I’m so lucky and everything works out for me

stooooooooooOOOOPPPPP

Knowing the future and being unable to change it

I got drunk and was staring at something a pile and thought “I think the thing I’ve been looking for for weeks is under there” and by fuck it was

Excuse me, brother hell yeah brother etc etc, my blood is clotting

I think I’m watching a house be robbed but idk if people live there I’ll mind my business

The buildings are quivering

Big hairy boy running with a limp wrist and I’m CHASING

Do NOT gym before work, you will be SO SO tired

I called the cops once to stop a carjacking and really I could’ve just started yelling and screaming from my window and they would’ve stopped and it would’ve been faster hmmm, growth and learning

I cannot wait until March 10th to start waking up earlier I can’t do it

Cruise me in the liminal decrepit basement below my work building

Yes definitely :)

Unlike yours, mine’s pink

Can’t be on my phone In a work meeting these days without looking at porn because of woke

Bi weekly? No im bi everyday

Madoka magicka