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Posts by Jim Parisi

Thrilled that I made it to the big table this year after making my debut last year. My flash "Coffee Talk with Mr. Ackshually" will pop up on June 13 at 2:10 am BST (thankfully, 9:10 pm on June 12 for this East Coast 'Murican).

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Congrats!

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Now I want to buy a jar of Prego so I can just repeat over and over into the mic: "Why not make your own sauce? It's better than this and not that hard."

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For those scoring at home, I wrote this micro in Beth’s writer boot camp class at the Writer’s Center. It’s the best.

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I’ve got a few more up my sleeve.

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I'm in a groove.

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That's just his stylus.

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Happy to see this micro memoir go up on Five Minutes today.

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I even typoed my typo explanation.

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Un, I will have so many rejections. Typos, man.

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I w hot do many rejections this year they’re going to move me up a level because I already beat last year’s total.

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Rejection Competition — Reneé Bibby Friendly Competition between writers about who can get the most rejections in a calendar year

Turn all that gray into a yay. reneebibby.com/rejectioncom...

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That was the title of the first draft when I presented it to my micro memoir class.

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I’m happy to have this micro creative nonfiction piece crack the lineup of the new issue of Club Plum. clubplumliteraryjournal.com/jim-parisi/

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The true October surprise that tilted everything in 2016.

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Pssst. There an early ‘80s tune on there.

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Is there also a stain on your notebook?

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If this is just a cheap ploy to get more free labor out of me, boooooo! Otherwise, I think it’s a great idea.

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I'm still not watching it. But like most tourist attractions and other things in DC that I take for granted, I'm glad it exists for others to enjoy.

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I just said the same thing to my wife.

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We won, man. We won. You wouldn’t understand because you weren’t there, man.

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Congrats, Will!

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Little known fact: that was the original title of that Squeeze song. “in the hospital, I’m back in my room/With a brand new stent in my heart”

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Except … except! If you and your spouse straddle the generation line and you get to call her a boomer even though she is only 18 months older. Not to get too specific.

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I like it. Incredible might be hyperbolic.

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Present at the Creation - Parisi | Pink Ochre Magazine

I've got a flash story up today (in pink ink) in Pink Ochre, another stunning-looking new literary magazine. pinkochre.wixsite.com/pink-ochre-m...

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Hey, there’s already a zine. (Tsk tsk for not self-promoting.)

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I read that in Mogan Freeman voice

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Not sure I ever heard it before just now, but I think you might be right.

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I'm still stuck in the part of the movie when the Sara McLachlan song is playing over the guy staring wistfully out the window, wondering if it was all a bad dream and her car is going to pull up in the driveway.

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