our toxic trait is thinking one more sewer post will fix society

breaking:
pittsburgh prepares for nfl draft

also breaking:
we never stopped preparing

yesterday, during a routine inspection, Liz & Darryl found a HUGE catfish in the sewer system. every now & then, the system surprises us too!

📸: Liz & Darryl

how many of you are here because you saw a weird post & stayed?

*clears throat*
29 billion gallons treated already this year

for u
because of u
in spite of u

k, go be free

there is a version of you that has never thought about wastewater

we don’t know that person anymore

every day we log on and choose to be normal about sewers. every day we fail.

actually, there is no good day to prank a sewer

they too said hi! u made their day 🙂

they appreciate this more than u know

the morning crew is busy right now but asked if we could tell social media hi for them so… hi
if u say hi back we’ll let them know it landed

we thought about taking a day off... then we remembered that’s not how this works. so we didn’t.
love yinz

my 1:30 meeting got cancelled so now i have time to overthink my next sewer post

your flush is being professionally taken care of as we speak

hello??
is this thing on?
looking for my sewer tribe right now

the sewer system: handling millions of gallons of wastewater without complaint

me: sent one email and now i need to lie down

if you’re awake right now
congrats you’ve been promoted to night shift sewer supporter 🌙

we love when pipes stick together! love yinz

“when i grow up, i wanna be a sewer influencer”
career day didn’t prepare me for this

🙂🙌

welcome to the internet!
side effects include learning way more about sewers than u expected

today, march 12, 2026 marks 80 years of serving our region. we’re not looking for a happy birthday, but wanted u to know that we’re committed to protecting our waterways & communities everyday.

love yinz, mean it

society built a whole underground pipe network and u think we're gonna ignore that?

Text: Every tap has a past. Every flush has a future. @neorsd.org

happy World Plumbing Day to all who celebrate.

the boss said we can finally say it so…
we’re now operating at 295 mgd instead of 250
that’s 45 million more gallons of wastewater we can handle every day!

that's luv

say it louder for the ppl in the back 🗣️

situationship but the situation is me trusting the sewer system more than most ppl

and for the lady, perhaps the luxury of a sewer system working harder than your ex ever did?

we have somehow become the town crier for things that absolutely should not be flushed

imagine telling your younger self that one day you’d be passionately defending wastewater treatment on the internet