Carlson was recently publicly castigated by Trump over his distaste for attacking Iran, so he's locked into the path he's on.

Which by all accounts is fine by him. He wants a more effective fascist in office.

grifter making this move because Trump's made himself an unprofitable liability?

no way let's platform the guy surely he's not gifting this time

Yep. He's not quite comfortable coming out and saying it plainly just yet, but boy is he signaling hard to Holocaust deniers that he's in their camp.

This man has been dipping his toes into the pool of Holocaust denial because he's not quite comfortable to plunge in, and you uplift him?

Carlson only dislikes Trump because he's no longer profitable to like. That's it.

Keeps ignoring that Gaza was already leveled prior to the 2024 elections, too.

Facilitating genocide only matters to him if they're openly gleeful about it, I suppose.

Excuse you, mocktails, thank you very much.

Check out what he was responding to. Priorities!

You can accuse him of ignoring people dying in concentration camps all you like, but don't you dare accuse him of allowing a drop of alcohol to ever pass through his lips. That's where he draws the line.

if he criticizes his peers too much he won't get invited to other dinners so prepare to be disappointed

so in other words you can't bring yourself to miss out on self-congratulatory mutual masturbation for any reason whatsoever

In what world is Adopted Getty Son Gavin Newsom progressive?

Are you okay? Do you need help?

"Infiltrated"? Oh, come on. They were always part of the anti-communist movement. They helped start it.

...Piker is a live streamer, not a podcast host. He's on most days full-time interacting with an audience like an interactive radio show host.

He doesn't have time to plan much of anything, which is part of why there are quotes of him saying dumb shit everywhere.

They want trans people to cease to exist by any means.

and during

It's how he gets that lovely sear

no one can explain why there hasn't been an explosion yet

He's a Manly Man Who Grills because Grilling Is Manly you see

This...actually works for very lean cuts. Delicious sliced as a topping for cold noodle dishes and salads.

I can't explain why, but something about this makes me hope Collins and the rest of The Onion staff are consulting the Knowledge Fight guys about next moves. They're all Chicago metro, so it would be extremely easy.

hi so politics is not sports

How the hell do they expect people to successfully canvass anywhere if the canvassers have no enthusiasm and can only offer tepid arguments at best in support?

The candidate has to have something positive to offer that can stand on its own without pointing at how the other guy is worse.

Then they haven't been bullied hard enough yet, I guess.

show us the proof(ed dough)

Because "tough on crime" is a euphemism for "keeping minorities and poor people in their place".

ma'am you can't just go saying things like that in public

They have feet. They can hang out upside down at the petrol station.

Heidecker is an excellent impressionist. Are you calling his performance there AI?

all he has to do is buy a skate park and maintain it and treat the skaters so well that they want to appear in bits

that will drive Timmy nuts

This demands Heidecker's Hangover Hour on Monday (or Saturday morning, but the man deserves his weekends)

Even that whackjob Ladapo immediately pulled the license of the surgeon who removed a man's liver and tried to convince OR staff that the obvious liver was actually the enlarged spleen he was supposed to remove.

An LLM would keep chugging along because it definitionally can't parse what "wrong" is.

You're the MVP for this one.

Franklin, you're a handsome and amazing man and you are the best at taking your meds