In the future the only remaining job will be “survivor on derelict spaceship.” People will spend their 9-5 workday battling Fleshwraiths and solving puzzles to hack open doors

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

we all know I have no life, so:

There’s a Grimace in the stands. #LGM

Day 5 of a stomach bug but good news, my beach body’s almost ready!

Just don’t do it from Goodwill or The Salvation Army.

Goodwill is for-profit and doesn’t help anyone, and The Salvation Army is a hate organization.

I’m gonna piss off a lot of guys and start exclusively referring to it as the MNBA.

Except Snoop, because we don't fuck with MAGA sellout scumbags around here.

A Blessed high holy day to all who celebrate.

And Abolish ICE

Drop Claude and all AI

Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.

NPCs: a pilot reading This show performed on April 12, 2026 but you can stream it until April 30!"The workaday residents of a small fantasy town finally get their due in this new comedy about the side characters in an epic...

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An enormous thank you to everyone who was able to attend and live-stream with us last Sunday, and an extra special thank you to the Joy Who Lived team. Be sure to check out the festival's other streaming content, also available through Thursday.

Huzzah!

#NPCs #TheJoyWhoLived

Ring the bell, because it's last call!

Today's your last day to purchase streaming tickets for "NPCs!" All streaming purchases will be available to watch until Thursday, April 30th, so act now while you still can! Ticket link at the bottom of the thread.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

This comment is a masterpiece.

NICE FUKCIN' WEBSITE

Good Chaotic presents XP Extra Ep. 30.5: Meet Mr. Blue. Out now on Patreon!

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The Mets.

I can’t decide which is worse - The Mets’ playing or Joe Buck’s commentating.

The thing about Chappelle’s “I was just making jokes” plea is that he brought Elon Musk out on stage, so y’know.

The Last Star shines in open space, as a diamond-shaped space station rests in the lower left third: The Lighthouse

Dan Peck (@doonpook.bsky.social) is the GM / Narrator.

Total K-OS is back - listen now: www.patreon.com/goodchaoticpod

JD Vance pretended to be a hillbilly.

JD Vance pretends to be a Catholic.

JD Vance pretends to be a human being.

Update: we lost

Me at Dodger Stadium wearing a Mets apple Home Run hat

I wore the hat and Lindor must’ve seen! (We’re still gonna lose) #LGM