Posts by Lavender Way
So I told mom,
“Straighten up that spine, hard as a rock, and beat him with it! 👹”
Mom and stepmom went to dinner with brother’s wife yesterday.
Brother’s wife told them that, before getting arrested, my brother had been gloating about getting whatever he wants out of mom, calling her spineless.
Mom: “That little shit. I’m about to show him who’s spineless 😡”
Brother update:
He called being all “I get out next week at about 2am, have someone pick me up!”
And we’re all like “We need to talk before you can come back here. Lots needs to change.”
He said “I miss my life! Just bring me back home!”
Excuse me? What space do you have to make demands of us? 🤣
Thinking my pinky toe was just dislocated maybe. It feels ok.
A little sore to walk on that foot, but not bad~
Pinky toe is bruised at the base close to my next toe.
Was stepping over one of my weights and cracked my pinky toe on it, bringing my foot down
Pinky toe stuck out at an odd angle for a couple seconds but popped back into place while seeing if I could move it
VERY sore now
JUST BROKE MY PINKY TOE
FUCK MY LIFE
I NEED 5 VACATIONS BACK TO BACK
😈🤤
My fursona, Lavender, thickly muscled, sitting nude, erect and leaking precum
My fursona, Lavender, sitting nude, muscled with a gut, erect and leaking pre
🎨: @taigher.bsky.social
🐺: My fursona, Lavender
Had to grab up both versions of this YCH :D Lavender all muscled, and Lavender with muscle gut 😈
Last month being February, so a couple months ago XD But still 😤
Gonna get tired fixed later today hopefully. Might leave work early. Again.
Fun.
A SLOW, PAINFUL, DISMEMBERING DEATH TO WHOEVER LEFT THAT SHIT IN THE ROAD THAT DAMAGED MY CAR
Just needing to vent.
HOT, SCALDING STEAM
A slow, painful death to whoever left this bungee cord thing in the road that I ran over when I was almost at work.
Back side of my car is all scratched up, BRAND NEW CAR
Tire needs fixed
FUCK WHOEVER LEFT THIS IN THE ROAD 😤
I JUST got this car, BRAND NEW, last month
But his wife kinda wants a divorce, and he’s not allowed to come back here if she’s not supporting him.
Update on brother in jail:
Judge went easy on him 😑 He’s locked up for this week and next, 14 days total.
Mom, stepmom, and I had a big talk with his wife over dinner. We’re writing up some rules he HAS to stick to if he’s living here after getting out, if his wife stays. One misstep and he’s OUT
Right? 😑 Once this whole situation is done, I’ll definitely be looking back on it amused, but living through it sucks balls, and not in the fun way 🤣🤣
But wait! There’s more!
His wife admitted to mom and stepmom that he had been stealing money from the register at a previous fast food job!
Not surprising, he had been ‘framed’ for stealing money from his Dollar Tree job by his manager, but we’re pretty sure he lied and stole that money too.
He’ll be locked up for AT LEAST 45 days, with a second drunk driving charge, probably longer with theft (less than $1000 worth) added to that.
LOCK HIM UP AND TOSS THE KEY IN A VAT OF ACID! 🤣
Another update on my brother, because wait, there’s more! 🤣
Petty theft!
He went drunk driving for food, stopped at a gas station, grabbed a case of beer and walked out without paying.
Employee followed him out and said “You didn’t pay!”
He said sorry and handed it back
Employee reported to police
Right? 🤣
Very much deserved~
Best place for him, he’s got free food and a bed, and he’s not stealing mom’s money anymore :D Has thousands of dollars to get caught up in between rent and bills of his own that he’s made mom pay because he only ever buys booze and then cries because he has no food.
Me: “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
Stepmom: “🤣🤣🤣”
Mom: “🤣”
Me: “Is he in jail???”
Mom: “Yep!”
Me: “Do NOT bail his ass out! Let him learn from it this time!”
Stepmom: “PLEASE don’t bail him out!”
Mom: “Like I can afford to after he bummed so much from me!”
Me: “Good for him, at least you know he’s safe in there!”
So my brother’s in jail 🤣
4:55am this morning, I go to my car to head to work. My brother’s car is gone. Weird, he NEVER goes anywhere that early, though he dod go out at 3:30am the other morning, drunk, wanting a hotdog.
6:30am, at work, mom and stepmom call, “Guess where your brother is…”
So proud of my mom!
She kinda tore into my brother in a series of angry texts
He’d bummed $20 off of her (again…) for gas to get to work, and he only put $10 in his tank and spent the rest on booze.
Mom has HAD it with his ass 🤣
He didn’t talk to her at all today. He knows he can’t bum anymore here.
Decided to get Pokemon Pokopia 🤣
Not sure if it’s worth full price… BUT it’s VERY charming and chill, cozy.
Got my house built, made it rain, sorted out some homes for some of the pokemons I’d met, made my way into an industrial looking area
Will definitely play more
Coworkers: *talking about how one of them wasn’t born when Lion King came out*
Me: “Lion King? :3 I think I was a kid when that came out.”
Coworker: “No, I don’t think you were born back then.”
Me: “🥹 You’re my favorite. And I was almost 8 when it came out, so thank you for calling me a young’un 🤣”
Front, my new car
Inside front, my new car
Inside back, my new car
Side, my new car
Got me a new car last weekend :3
He’s been super good to drive~ Hyundai Tucson, 2026
Needing a name for him
My previous car was named Honeybee, after a Steam Powered Giraffe song~ ^_^
Thinking of going with another song title for this guy~
On a similar note (mobile games)…
Those ads for other games where the player is clearly purposefully playing extremely poorly and getting a game over. Gripes my goat 🤣
Been big on a few mobile games lately :3
I have to say, it’s a turn off when an ad for another game is all “Here’s how noobs play :D” and it’s peaceful, “And here’s how elites play 😈” and the ‘elite’ player is all intense.
Let me play how I want, I’m gonna be chill no matter how good I get 🤣
View out my front door, snow covering the ground and my car
View out window, snow on everything
View out back door, snow everywhere
Got snowed in yesterday :3
Not going anywhere today~
No work for me today :3
Ice on streets, I live on some hills, not risking my car~
Though I guess I can work from home 😑 Benefits of having a desk job? 🤣
Rank B in Pokemon Z-A
Rank B in Pokemon Z-A :D