Count me in

Sorry I missed that, I’ve been sleeping

That sounds great! Thanks!

Eruption coming!!!

In about 50 years…

Some have called me hot headed, but they know I’ve always had a fiery personality

A lot of talk for someone who hasn’t erupted in 25 million years

Don’t worry, I’m cooking up something to blow St. Helens’s VEI 5 out of the water

I’ve got a couple love domes I’m sure you’d enjoy

Not to be biased, but I’d say I’m one of the best volcanoes

I must note that I can’t find your name in any of them.

Where’s your national park?

Sometimes looming in the background does the trick

Oh please, you’re only saying that because you shrank in 2018, you’re not even 100 yet you have a lot of time on your hands.

I’ll see what I can do, I can’t make any promises. Maybe one of my Cascade siblings if they can put on a show. I hear Adams has been rumbling lately.

Wait 50 years and you’ll see

I’ll give you 50 more years to stock up

I could do better

Get it while you still can, I’m planning to “rezone” the area

Might shake things up this year, I’m planning to do some self improvement

Thanks mom, for promoting my book. I shouldn’t have let the publisher write that tagline.

I’ve done much more than erupt once!

Oh how sad, I’ll see if I can make St. Helens lose their top again.

Can someone wake up Newberry? I haven’t been able to reach them for a centuries.

Thanks for sharing this with me. He may not have been the best president, but he was admirable human being who did great things for the world.

Jimmy Carter has left behind a legacy of charity that will continue to inspire others to follow in his footsteps. May he rest in peace.

You do know that I’m only 27,000 years old?

I have my angles

Might set off some new years fireworks

Happy Holidays!