Frustrated that Googling "Crack pretzels with real crack" gets zero relevant results

I took my daughter to see Santa at the KMart today and he seemed like a pretty cool guy. I saw him hitting his pen in his Honda after

Me, a centrist: there for the food trucks as well as a $1 carton of hot peppers that will rot on my countertop

go outside loser

Please don't do this for Steve Novak

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"I find it immersion breaking when someone hits on me" is an insane self-own

Were you not around for the Chris Dorner thing

The balls on this guy

Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario

guy in the break room discovering all the best friday morning donuts have been picked out and has only heard of one economic theory for scarcity: "getting real tragedy of the commons vibes from this"

People aren't afraid enough of giant ACME anvils saying "20kg" potentially being dropped on their head, accompanied by a whistling sound as it falls

Yea its a trickier topic with entertainers - while its their own labor they benefit from in large part, you don't get to LeBron/TSwift wealth without partnering with predatory/exploitative companies

That said I dont think their wealth is based off of a sociopathic need to trample poor ppl either

There's also no one to talk to so it's a nice escapist fantasy in that way as well

Wrong

"Politically viable reforms"

And I agree that this one guy doesn't deserve any more public condolences that any of the millions of people who suffered because of him which is why it comes off as a bit tonedeaf

But the tweet itself is also so tepid and borderline sarcastic that it's difficult to think it's doing much harm

*playing Metaphor*

*find an item that heals the entire party + increases their atk/def/eva for 3 turns*

Heismay: Take it, you can always toss it later 😉

This is a very compelling argument, thank you

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A skeet saying "my wife and I drove 1000 miles to get to her parents place for Thanksgiving. My father in law asked if we took turns driving on our way up. "Of course", I replied, "there isn't a road that takes you here in a straight line!" Winking tongue out emojis

Bluesky has been cool but it feels like they could have done more to prevent me seeing posts like this in my Discover feed. I'm not saying I know what the answer is

the fuck he did lmao

Hold up do "Biden shouldn't have pardoned Hunter" libs actually exist

The jump from SM64's worlds just being floating islands in the void to what was going on in Sunshine was insane

I really like a lot of the Beatles stuff

But All You Need Is Love is insanely ass

And as we all know we can trust the US judicial system to do the right thing when investigating and prosecuting the wealthy

The alt text *chefs kiss*

Wesley Snipes in New Jack City tearfully pointing his gun at someone off-screen

When I have to block the guy that wrote The Drawing of the Three

Sunshine is like if Sega made a Mario game

Apple doesn't have the juice to AI-generate genre names like "Boujee Football Rap"