i hate it when mom sends me to Gamer Prison

if you need me ill be in The Hallway

it woudl be a better restaurant if it was called Fabturger

Vanquish - Opening Cinematic YouTube video by AMHarbinger

its really rude

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qgW...

not that theres a shortage of funny things said in vanquish

in the beginning of vanquish the russian space empire turns the citizens of SF into popcorn with an orbital microwave cannon and later you fight a robot thats only like 100 feet tall and shoots a normal laser and theyre like "thats the robot that is the subject of much debate in the arms race!"

Tier List Inception

cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life) SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.

Hey there. I see you’re interested in food. Well, watch out, because every food tastes different. Just because one food tastes good, that doesn’t mean a different food will taste good too. Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready to start your food journey. Come back if you need that info again.

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It's wonderful to think of everything that Alex Jones spent his professional life working for and building being taken away from him by a silly man who he hates intensely in order to be turned into an object of public ridicule

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

[SMASHES LT COMMANDER DATAS NUTS WITH A SPIKED BAT]

LT COMMANDER DATA: (pulling his destroyed nuts off of the dresser) might i inquire what this is meant to demonstrate sir

Slurple, the restaurant with special spoons that slurp soup extra loud

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

HULK: OW! HULK TAINT HURT

doctor doom is highly achieved in combat mastery due to his knowledge of pressure points (punching you in the taint)

Three different shots of a male red bellied woodpecker in a bird feeder

Look at this guy

screenshot from Anonymous;Code (2022) of Asuma in the GAIA earth simulator plotting ASUMA: All these people were online. I could find out where they lived in minutes. How would they like it if I clapped back and doxxed them?

no... NO!!!

homosexuals, imagine you're going skydiving with a homophobic baby.
suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce homosexuality. what would you do?

man born in 1944 makes eerie prediction about the rise of tyranny with lofty "star war" tale

Things get weird in Boston when fans start chugging beer from their shoes

painting of an orange cat in the garden staring at a beetle

the cat and the beetle

fairlight group answer for your crimes NOW

After All These Years, it’s Moon Child Moon Child languished in obscurity until the internet discovered the power to be his friend.

For @aftermath.site, I spoke with @seven.eurosky.social about the sudden, viral love for Moon Child and the rocky history that led to it. aftermath.site/moon-child-t...

Dril Is Everyone. More Specifically, He’s a Guy Named Paul. Paul Dochney posted his way into the halls of internet lore. After 15 years of anonymity, can he emerge without compromising his act?

www.theringer.com/2023/04/12/t...

you don't have to respond earnestly to a guy with the username "Ethan Obama." have you ever met an Ethan you can trust

i have been raising the alarm about Shower With Your Dad Simulator for YEARS

i always arrive early to the airport BUT i also play videos on my phone unmuted and LOUD