The directors of the firm hired to continue the crossword after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The crossword has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
With the Metsening at epic proportions, all my hopes are with you, Knickerbockers. Don't let me down.🏀
a math error worked out in my favor for a change yay
R.I.P. Garret Anderson, Angels legend taken way too soon.💔
They're safely home. 🌠
My morning: Get in the car to see my periodontist. Take the exit for my therapist. No problem, it's still kinda on the way, turn turn turn and head in the right direction. Then ... pull into the parking lot of my internist. Entrust me with nothing of any importance today.
I'm not naive, I understand that podcasters need to make money, but when the first 20+ minutes of an episode is ads -- one of which was repeated -- what little patience I have left has been exhausted.
Sad news, native New Yorkers. Ernie Anastos has passed away.
In the middle of the worst turbulence I've ever experienced -- some people screamed (I might have been one of them), the woman sitting next to me grabbed my hands and we held on for dear life -- a child's voice rang out: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! And we all started laughing.
i'm listening to gary, keith and ron and i'm so happyyyyyyyyy
The world is a raging fire swamp and bottomless pit of despair but TODAY, my friends, today and every day through the end of October, there is baseball.
It's a point of pride that my alma mater is on this list.
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
Is it too much to ask for one -- ONE! I'LL SETTLE FOR ONE! -- journalist to call that Botoxed, filler-faced bitch a lying c*nt to her face?
One day in the 11th grade, a friend and I were sitting in the cafeteria, desperately trying to recall the name of the creatures from Land of the Lost. A year later, in the middle of a class, he spun around, pointed at me, and said, “SLEESTAKS.” This was our Google in the 80s.
Tears running down my face from laughing so hard ...
When do we get our ration cards?
It's WHOA, not WOAH.
In a world that grows increasingly dark, shine as much light as you possibly can. Happy Hanukkah 🕎❤️
Be gentle with the Mets fans in your life today, friends.
Or just ... empt?
I'm so sorry, Maura. 💔
On behalf of the astigmatism-afflicted, I'd like to extend a hearty "bite me" to the auto manufacturers for making night driving such a blindingly treacherous experience.
POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
The Punctuation Collection™️
This Susan agrees.
this one goes out to bill ackman and allllll the billionaire crybaby losers youtu.be/QNCM8IjtQ-o?...
Don't know about you, but I'm feeling slightly more optimistic this morning. 🌊
Dragging my exhausted self to sleep after my 23rd postseason at mlb-dot-com -- without a doubt the most exciting postseason I've been a part of. It's a blessing to work for the sport I love with such an amazing and talented group of writers and editors. Can't wait to see what season 24 brings.
