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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Listen. The only way you can become a good writer is by being a shitty writer and doing it anyways. You can’t magically become a good writer by having a machine do some of the work for you. That just makes you a fraud.

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11 months ago 14250 932 128 42
Character design for Beatrix the Crow Witch from Beneath the Grove.

Character design for Beatrix the Crow Witch from Beneath the Grove.

The Crow Witch

11 months ago 707 161 6 0
Close up front view of a black cat's front paws on a beige rug as he sits upright

Close up front view of a black cat's front paws on a beige rug as he sits upright

This is a test of the Emergency Pawcast System. This is only a test.

#Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #EmergencyPawcastSystem

11 months ago 7710 456 204 18

I mean, it's one baby. What could it cost to raise them? 5000 dollars?

11 months ago 378 33 41 1

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

11 months ago 16511 5989 277 215
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Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

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Is Henry Blodget ok

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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

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George Costanza of Seinfeld - 'Being 30 in the 80s'

Rufflet, Deino, Larvesta, Pawniard and Vullaby - 'Being level 40 in Unova'

George Costanza of Seinfeld - 'Being 30 in the 80s' Rufflet, Deino, Larvesta, Pawniard and Vullaby - 'Being level 40 in Unova'

1 year ago 1700 488 10 6

GAME CHANGER - ONE YEAR LATER

Lou Wilson: I'm going to put my whole heart into this.

Jacob Wysocki: I'm going to give my whole heart through this.

Vic Michaelis: Um, excuse me, Sam? Excuse me? If I could just get inside your ribcage for a moment? I just sort of need to grab one thing, real quick.

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After three years and no painting, I hopped back on the horse to work on monochromatic portraits of my friends' DnD characters to remember what to do with my hands lol #DnD #DnDart #5e #druid5e #fighter5e #watercolor

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Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Die Off Sometimes older voters aren’t just naturally more conservative. It’s just that wealthier and whiter people tend to live longer and healthier lives.

Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner.

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1 year ago 11078 3790 172 254
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Men are depressed and addicted and broken because they have nothing to do. They get no stimulation or satisfaction from BS email jobs. I'm telling you, white Americans will love working in factories again. Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker.
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MILO @Nero Follow Men are depressed and addicted and broken because they have nothing to do. They get no stimulation or satisfaction from BS email jobs. I'm telling you, white Americans will love working in factories again. Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker. 5:37 PM • 4/4/25 • 34K Views

Laughing cat pointing

Laughing cat pointing

Bros trying to fix alienation from consumption, labor and others with more alienated labor.

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Pony Zoomies

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hi i forgot about this app with everything going on. i genuinely have just been on tumblr reblogging pokemon fan art lol

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Vaporeon and Vulpix lying on the floor in the shape of the letter V together

Vaporeon and Vulpix lying on the floor in the shape of the letter V together

V aporeon

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The funniest thing about the world of Pokemon is that you can just be a regular adult with a regular job and then one day a 10 year will show up at your place of business and demand that your emotional support animal fight a god he found inside a volcano.

1 year ago 140 26 3 0

i like how literally every time odo is talking about the limitless possibilities of being a changeling he just goes “i can be anything .. like a tarkalean hawk!!”

just be a hawk all the time bro it’s fine people already call you slurs

1 year ago 34 5 3 1

Highly recommend WTFJHT.
“The culture of contempt that has become normalized in this country threatens to destroy us.” ~Bishop Budde

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Fellas, is it queerplatonic to fight a bear?

1 year ago 32 16 2 1
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‘People Will Die’ from Trump’s Trans Prisoner Crackdown, Experts Warn Trump's executive order eliminating transgender rights in prison will hurt or kill trans prisoners, experts warn.

One of the darkest, but less reported, aspects of Trump’s anti-trans order this week IMO is that he directed the DOJ to remove protections for trans prisoners from Prison Rape Elimination Act guidelines. Story at @theappeal.org today from @byadamrhodes.bsky.social: theappeal.org/trump-execut...

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Miku says!!!

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