sometimes i want to delete all social media and myself from the internet but then how would i find out about gigs

a puppy is laying in a cardboard box with a blanket on it . ALT: a puppy is laying in a cardboard box with a blanket on it .

not me in bed by 8:30 again

i don't think footballers should be hosting podcasts during their careers. focus on your game, wait til you retire, and then start talking and let everyone realise what an arse you are

that's pint weather lads

i might start watching The Pitt

went to emo nite last night. at the time, it healed me. today, i am broken

coleslaw is the food of the Gods

sleepy Mudkip 😭

i'm thinking about a shania twain ticket

i love her but katie mccabe shouldnt be taking penalties

A meme of a hairless rat named Neil on a grey floor sitting in front of a rainbow piano or xylophone or something. The text at the bottom says “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”

happy neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate

get me in the sea. that would fix me, i think

just carbs for dinner i think

I'm watching a lot of Australian tv these days and I'm having such a gppd time with it

it has been a very very long week and it's still thursday

struggling

im also quiting mid week drinking, so i imagine its all going to go horribly wrong by thursday

as of 8pm i am 24 hours off the little minty nicotine lip pouches. this is my 3rd attempt to quit

Lads I'm shitting myself.

bus driver called me mate 😊

i watched all of it last night and i already want to watch it again

2 episodes in and I'm thrilled to report that Deadloch series 2 is excellent

fuck how busy and messy town is going to be today, i'm staying in bed

Hot take: if you can't cook well with tofu, you can't cook well.

Because tofu is a blank canvas. It does what you tell it to.

If you have the basics down—deep frying, searing, sauces, seasonings, etc.—you can make good tofu. If your tofu dishes suck... well.

everyday i'm talking myself out of getting a switch 2 and i dont know how much longer i can do this before i cave

philadelphia and jalapeno sandwiches for lunch

i have a jar of jalapenos inbthe fridge and its taking so much of my power not to put them on everything i eat

Goat Simulator 3 for the afternoon I think

i want to get a Tom Crean tattoo