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The best psych/stoner/prog band to ever do it. Cannot wait to hear this record.
[extreme Vin Scully Voice]
[long, slow, dry fart noise as Explosions In The Sky’s “First Breath After Coma” plays in the background]
Cocksure America Doofus Up To His Eyes In Shit Again
Why is it so hard for streaming services to keep artist’s profiles from being populated by slop? Elder (a sick prog band from Boston/Berlin) announced a new record today, and what pops up in my Tidal notifications? Some slop that is absolutely not Elder. Happens often and it sucks.
NOPE
Our @audiotree.bsky.social session is now available on YouTube and all streaming services. We ripped through four new songs from Horizons/West, and Dustin and Teppei sat down for a really solid interview about our creative process and the evolution of the band. I think it all turned out great.
Happy Converge Day to all who celebrate. I’m spinning this a peak volume, letting it steamroll my brain, and loving every minute of it. tidal.com/album/468877...
Hamate bone: coming for your batting averages, one tiny wrist at a time.
Lindor: stress reaction.
Holliday: broken.
Carroll: broken.
Some of my earliest and most indelible memories of touring are of staring out the van window at the landscape of Somewhere, USA, listening to Clarity, and dreaming of playing shows with Jimmy Eat World someday. These shows are gonna rule.
She hamate on my bone until I miss opening day
Pretty funny that “American Bad Ass”, one of Kid Rock’s biggest songs, is just him cornball rapping over a Metallica song he had to pay for. The laziest poser shit imaginable.
I’m not a football guy, but I’ll back him on the kickoff rule, they should change it…to every game starting with the ball launched straight at Trump’s face.
Is football over yet?
Fragile ego: Activated.
Apparently, Olympic nuance is hazardous to fragile egos. “Too emotional” to be President.
Bad Bunny’s message of love, unity, and good vibes…if that’s what causes outrage now, the message was absolutely worth it.
Imagine getting angry at dancing, happiness, and the audacity of a language that isn’t English.
Truly a wild hill to choose.
Adult-onset Bob Nightengale Syndrome.
From bat flips to fibs, guilty of obstruction and lying to federal investigators in an illegal gambling case. Oh, Puigy.
“All-American Halftime Show” idea: Have these fellas arrive…play this and officially usher in the apocalypse!
Play ‘Hero’ and watch society spontaneously combust!
Hooooo boy does this suck.
We regret to inform you that we have not branched out into the world of basketball.
We could never.
SOURCE: The Detroit Tigers have signed second baseman Brenard Portions to a one-year deal.
Deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this.
2025 Grifter of the Year: allegedly scooped up $1.4 billion from crypto, real estate, and licensing deals.
“America First”? Please. It’s Bank Account First, America waiting on hold with the elevator music.
And there’s a 100% certainty the union will tell them to eat shit.
All of Roth's work is great, but this is phenomenal. I'd screenshot a highlight, but every time I tried to do that I'd find something even more highlight worthy in the next paragraph.
An absolute must-read about how incredibly fucked this whole situation is.