A mirror selfie with me in a truly wild dark blue short sleeve button up shirt with pink unicorns, green dragons, an orange griffin, and various outer space elements

#VacationShirt day 3!!

I love this so much

It’s in my dna!

A mirror selfie of me in a dark yellow button up shirt with short sleeves and a brown/orange pineapple and abstract tropical motif

#VacationShirt day 2!

A picture of a pair of sailboat decorations next to each other, sails bulging roundly with one slightly smaller than the other, giving the illusion of depth

Everything reminds me of her

And listen: I’m just a dumb guy who tries his best! This list is not exhaustive! Look for what femme folks are saying and do that!

This does NOT mean trying to verbally reassure a stranger that you’re harmless

In practice, this means assuming every femme person you are near assumes that you are an imminent threat and acting accordingly: always give lots of space, cross to the other side of the street when you can, keep your hands visible, try not to walk behind them

Also: call out other men!!

Jene, you’re in for a treat over the next week 😎

#VacationShirt

A picture of the back of a Southwest Airlines seat showing a label that says “literature only”

So sick of Southwest Airlines’ condescending attitude towards genre fiction

I fully relate to this entire mental mess. Distraction is your friend, unfortunately

Discovered a new microwave setting

That’s not a rule!

Discovered a new microwave setting

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

En Vogue - Free Your Mind (Official Music Video) [HD] YouTube video by En Vogue

hey ummmm…. askin for a friend….was anyone else SURE the words were “Free Your Mind, and Your Ass Will Follow”….. cause Its NOT. should be though…

youtu.be/i7iQbBbMAFE?...

A picture of my forearm, on which is a tattoo of the circle guy from The Missing Piece. He had an arrow sticking into his mouth which stretches across my arm to my wrist. Under that it says “having adventures”

I heard you guys were talking about Shel Silverstein so I got here as fast as I could

I picked a great week to go to Florida for a beach vacation with my family

Sampler Platter: The Everything App™️

The frustrating thing about having a creative process is that I have to trust that it's going to work, even when my brain has decided there is no creativity left and writing is no longer achievable. Trusting the process? What is that? It has never worked (except every time) and won't work this time

A sign that says “watch batteries while you wait”

Do you think their tv broke?

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

For the offending lyric fast forward to 4:20 (🤭🤭🤭)

Puff Daddy - Come With Me - Godzilla soundtrack (song uncensored) YouTube video by Snarl The4th

He’s disgraced now but he wasn’t in 1998 youtu.be/aC4BC-Hxq9g?...

I want to fight you
I’ll fucking bite you

A sign that says “watch batteries while you wait”

Do you think their tv broke?

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

BONUS AWOOOOOOOOO

This is my favorite new Mo Willems book.