You’ve gotta set those notifications and never take your eyes off your phone for a second…and even then you still might not get one. 🤣 Where are you wanting to go?

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Resign.

The Dark Age

I gave up once the clock struck 40.

Had to tell someone to stop calling me “bro” and now they started calling me “bestie”…I preferred bro. Be specific when you boundary set, folks.

Strawberries ➡️ Blackberries ➡️ Raspberries ➡️ Cranberries ➡️ Blueberries

Lie To Me

You’re officially ahead of the game.

You would take orders from a woman? Are you feeble in some way?

Halloween

“Who am I kidding? Dates are things normal girls have—girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of.”

Reptile Boy

“You guys…I just…hate you guys! The weirdest things always happen when you’re around!”

Inca Mummy Girl:

What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse and doesn’t even pack a lipstick?

You get the hell away from my daughter!

PCP. It’s a gang on PCP!

greg bovino has been fired from the made up job we gave him with the fake title that doesnt mean anything

You deserve all this.

School Hard

I don’t look that good in direct light.

Some Assembly Required

I moved on…to the living.

When She Was Bad

I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.

Oh, look, a bad guy.

Can’t think of a more fitting night to watch this particular episode. It does not say “everything will be fine.” It does say: you will be afraid and people will tell you there’s nothing you can do because the system’s stacked against you…but you still get to choose to stand up.

Prophecy Girl

No reason whatsoever to credit DHS's claim that the man they murdered was armed. They have lied about every other interaction they've made public statements about and I do not for a second believe they are above planting a weapon on someone after the fact

You think I’m never lonely because I’m so cute & popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.

Thank you for making the right choice and for showing me how much you all love me! Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility—and I want you to know I take it very seriously!

A vampire in love with a slayer. It’s rather poetic…in a maudlin sort of way.

Out of Mind, Out of Sight