Scientists— take the win already

If you're a surgeon and you leave a sponge in someone's abdomen, you can lose your license to practice medicine.

If you're an attorney and you completely bungle a client's case, you can lose your license to practice law.

Otoh, if you're a prominent op-ed columnist...

Trump and Rogan go at it

Question, yeah should we make things even harder for people?

Newsom: Absolutely I want to force feed them dog shit to bring the country together

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

was not expecting this from Glenn Beck’s interview with A.I. George Washington

It’s mind boggling that you and Joe Kernen are both employed by CNBC

Hey remember when eggs were slightly expensive but overall not really?? Anyway so glad we voted in Trump

What an incredible time it is for white men failing upward (all of modern history)

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

I beg to differ

REALITY VS REPUBLICAN BRAIN ROT——> “Rep. Loren Selig, Democrat, ‘As a former teacher, if I could indoctrinate my students, it would have been to shower and show up with their homework.’”

ICE agent trying to deploy tear gas while filming with his phone eats sidewalk as his gun slides out

Making their way
The only way they know how
But that’s just a little bit more
Than the law will allow

You can’t spell incel without ICE!

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Donald Trump looking like a boiled doll with his eyes barely open.

Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.

Trump chugging a giant bottle of aspirin

I have the thinnest blood. Doctors come up to me with tears in their eyes—grown, like medical men—and they say, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen blood this thin. And it’s so true.

I think the only thing that made me laugh without simultaneously hating our current state of affairs in 2025 was Grok confirming and defending to X users’ inquiries that Elon is in fact the unrivaled Throat GOAT

EXPLAINED: Trump calls a reporter "Piggy"

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

It’s Miller time!

The Alliance of Magicians is not happy about Mamdani’s win

If I could make one request for airports, please more dead zones with no air circulation, it’s a cherry on top of waiting for a delayed flight

Surprise! Actor Glen Powell AI This Whole Time

The hand-to-cha-cha-slide combat going on every night!

YIKES, PAKMAN

President Trump looking virile as ever on his way to a morning round of golf

While leaving his encampment, one homeless person was heard to remark, "Yeah, this sucks, but have you seen Gavin's social media posts? Ha ha, great stuff, I bet it really gets Trump's goat, that's what's important."