We don’t draw everything like it was a spaceship anymore and are poorer for it.

Who back then would have guessed that GeoCities would become the Avalon of the Internet?

Indeed

That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

“generals gathered in their masses to listen to gigantic asses“ headline is sitting right there, which outlet is going to step up

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

My therapist:
Hurt people hurt people.

My 9 lb. chihuahua pom:
Hurt people! Hurt people!

The pose at the end really makes it.

Oh, you’re not getting that money. That’s the cat’s money.

Back off. He will cut you.

The sign outside of Ted’s Restaurant in Meriden, CT. Famous for its steamed cheeseburgers.

A reminder that Connecticut actually has steamed hams.

a website that simply says "Welcome to MY ASS"

when people say the internet used to be better, they mean that everyone had websites like this

(taken from blog.geocities.institute/archives/7196)

I'M A REPUBLICAN AND I SUPPORT THE CONSTITUTION AND WORKING PEOPLE I'M A PROSTITUTE AND I'M A VIRGIN.

🙂

Damn. IBM did not mess around.

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown YouTube video by VitaOpus

m.youtube.com/watch?v=A15v...

Business insider screenshot: A major commodity trader received containers full of painted rocks instead of the $36 million shipment of copper it paid for

ea nasir is back baby awooo

A newspaper ad for a job in van customization, 1970s

It has come to my attention that I followed the wrong career path

The efficiency of modern technology means we can generate hundreds of Time Cube guys in the time it once took to find one.

The efficiency of modern technology means we can generate hundreds of Time Cube guys in the time it once took to find one.

The efficiency of modern technology means we can generate hundreds of Time Cube guys in the time it once took to find one.

The efficiency of modern technology means we can generate hundreds of Time Cube guys in the time it once took to find one.

Nothing says Manly Man like a slap fight.

2am is the traditional time to try to install OS/2.

Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up

It’s hitting early here too.

I don't want to talk to a chat bot. I don't want to use AI to respond to a message. I don't want to download an app. I don't want to connect my fridge to wifi. I don't want to connect my socials to my bank. I don't want to rent the thing I used to own. I don't want to get notifications on my phone.

This is what we get for offshoring Vecna production.