That or my gullibility.

Google "Dianna Russini." That will tell you everything.

Let me tell you about a place I like to call "Spain."

I believe this is what the kids call "finding out."

This is entirely true. But we did have all the money and all the good jobs.

Yet men were still not happy.

Really makes you think.

Money and free stuff.

omg start every press conference by asking Patel if he is drunk right now

None of us can comprehend a number this large.

I've "known" you for a very long time. I think you will agree.

This is one of your spiciest ever.

For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself.

Support pro-democracy media that doesn't have its head stuck up Donald Trump's ass. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

I am "Father John Misty is a treat you get at Dairy Queen" years old.

I happen to know this one.

Every night, as I try to get to sleep.

Did she drop the extra "e" from Thee?

Careful. The big guy might like that.

A meme demonstrating the median 2026 Royals fan.

It's me. I'm the stupid one. I'm the one that paid for an entire season of Royals baseball on my television.

It's me.

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We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Remember: due to inflation, 420 has gone up by 69.

Gonna be so many protective orders and sealed transcripts.

I think that's Kadeem Hardison in Euphoria. All that math and engineering at Hillman College led him to be the money guy at a strip club owned by Mr. Eko.

So . . .slower than a horse?

some people need to open their hearts 🦆

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

If you know you're being secretly recorded, a good prank is to say "unintelligible" a bunch of times.

An Ariana Grande drag tribute singer named Ariana Venti.

Fuck it. I'll do it.

I remain blissfully unaware of what a Clavicular is or does.