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Posts by jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous

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Spike Lee at the knicks game with a Pope Leo jersey is a chefs kiss 🧑‍🍳

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Image Credit: NASA 

NASA moved the core stage, or the largest section, of the SLS (Space Launch System) rocket that will launch the crewed Artemis III mission in 2027 from the agency’s Michoud Assembly Facility to the agency’s Pegasus barge in New Orleans on April 20.
Credit: NASA/Michael DeMocker

Image Credit: NASA NASA moved the core stage, or the largest section, of the SLS (Space Launch System) rocket that will launch the crewed Artemis III mission in 2027 from the agency’s Michoud Assembly Facility to the agency’s Pegasus barge in New Orleans on April 20. Credit: NASA/Michael DeMocker

🚀 Big news for #Artemis! NASA has officially rolled out the SLS core stage for the Artemis III mission. This 212-foot powerhouse is heading to Kennedy Space Centre as we prepare for the first crewed lunar landing in 2027. We’re going back to the Moon! 🌕

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BREAKING: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has RESIGNED.

Her exit follows a tenure rocked by multiple scandals—including an investigation into an alleged affair with a security staffer and accusations of drinking on the job.

Keith Sonderling will serve as Acting Labor Secretary.

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I think i have some!😇

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As a retired teacher i am familiar with people not reading. also with people not listening😛

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It's just a short jump... how do you get two Oboes to play in Tune? Shoot one of them

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I can relate And I'm sorry

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Hubble Spies an Active Spiral science.nasa.gov/missions/hub...
A luminous swirl set against the deep black of space, the barred spiral galaxy IC 486 glows with a soft, ethereal light in this new NASA Hubble Space Telescope image

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there are still a handful of artists and mutuals on xhitter who aren't dualposting on bluesky and it makes me SAD get over here PLEASE

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The vividness of fresh spring greens is intoxicating. And don't you just love a mossy log?!

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Juraj Slafkovsky with his playoff hatty puck 🔥

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When I want to look for low IQ Brandon is my go to. let's go Brandon

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Where to begin? Well...

1. As a school psychologist I love listening to people who don't know anything about IQ pontificate on IQs;

2. Reference here to other cultures "barbecuing cats in a public park"--throwback to '24 racist scare tactics

3. Arguing superiority of American culture? LOL...

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I wonder if my favorite character had a loss of memory. I don't remember my childhood, at least 85 to 90% of it, and I'm not kidding

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you ever realize you over-identified with a character as a kid, were aware of what their fatal flaw was, then you just continued living life and were taken out by the same fatal flaw? self aware i guess but not enough to be smart lmao

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What's one trumpet on the bottom of the river?

A good start

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What's the difference between a baritone sax and a lawn mower?

You can tune the lawnmower

I'll be here all week. And by here I mean my recliner. I can't move anyway 'cause my cat's sitting on me

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It's time for a Viola joke.

What's it called when you throw a Viola into a dumpster without hitting the sides?

Perfect pitch

I will entertain any trumpet jokes since I'm a trumpet player😇

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I'm never one who will say we should reduce the budget for spaceflight. It is so small compared to other items in our budget like the military it's laughable. I might be biased though my oldest son works for NASA and Boeing in Huntsville😇

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I would say for certain groups of people getting pulled over by the police is very common. For example if you're black or brown🤬. I've been pulled over twice in 10 years but I was guilty each time. I'm thinking driving a Maserati is kind of a red flag for the police even under the speed limit

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And I think you have a point. He might look for the next couple of stop signs and that'd be worth it

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I was watching him as soon as he came into view and he never once turned his head, so I knew he didn't see me. I just took it as an opportunity to teach the driver a lesson.

I figure if I give drivers a little scare, they'll be a bit more alert while driving from that point on.

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I'm sorry to say they won't be reading it. They don't read anything

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Those go hand in hand I'm afraid. Tiny little hand in tiny little hand

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Netanyahu finally found a president dumb enough to attack Iran on his orders.

Next time, maybe don't find one so stupid he surrenders every other week while claiming victory.

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❗️❗️An attempt was made to kill the advisor to the Minister of Defense Sethiy "Flash" Beskrestnov. He is currently in the hospital, and he himself reported the attempt.

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Wakey, wakey

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I wish you were Dahlia, I wish you were

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