a nothic from D&D - "a one-eyed, twisted aberrations that were extremely erratic and malevolent"
a spectator from D&D - a round, floating creature with one giant eye and a large, toothy mouth, and four floating eyeballs on prehensile stalks.
Kiri's new bffs. don't be mean to them they're just weird little guys. :'(
my D&D character is now 2/2 for getting out of obviously-meant-to-be-combat encounters with horrible fucked up monsters by befriending them instead. she may have -1 charisma but she has +5000 friendship, apparently.
*guy who can get a full nights sleep* uhm have you tried getting a full nights sleep
tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy
An iced matcha drink from The Human Bean
Hm.
oh so now we're just making fun of the man for living a totally normal life. you prudes make me sick
Don’t be sorry, I love it! I’m so happy to see people still enjoying this series, it meant a lot to me. ♥️ Carry on being unhinged, don’t mind me! ☺️
reading this thread like my morning paper ☺️♥️
idk $43 sounds like a steal. who can resist such a bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They brought poor Donovan out just to cough on Houston’s catcher
Final score of the 4/11 Mariners v Astros game: Mariners 8, Astros 7, despite the Astros outhitting the Mariners 17 to 7.
lol
Sounds of a walk-off in Seattle 🔊
Welcome home, Artemis
ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT. Let’s feast tonight ✨ #thepitt #kingdon #franklangdon #melking #melangdon #langdonmel #procreate #thepittfanart #fanart coloring with the lasso tool is so fast, I don’t know anymore how I did it before lol it was so stressful
oh, this is very important to know!!
my chances of seeing bloodshed on Friday have increased dramatically 😌
tired: the Rangers sweep the Mariners 😞
wired: the Rockies sweep the Astros 😀
Friends don’t let friends get the group chat subpoenaed
fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font
100%
Oh it was not a ship thing, the vibe for him was definitely “this is our coworker, who sucks”
A simple two-frame comic of a character looking at their screen in dismay and then looking away
fellas, you ever wake up from your own dream feeling like
Ah yes, thank you brain, a nonsensical dream about my beloved blorbos, Osha and Mae and *checks notes* Frank Langdon
There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.
Thank you! 🙏♥️ They definitely need to take the time to unpack some things… we’ll see what happens! 😉
Rachel Berenson, truly The Character of all time. They don’t make em like KA Applegate was making em anymore. “You were brave, you were strong, you were good. You mattered.” 💔
Remember when that other kid saw them morph and blackmailed them into letting him have powers too before they decided they couldn’t trust him so they tricked him into getting trapped as a rat and then abandoned him on an island to die alone as a rat and also they’re all in in junior high
sat up so hard I hurt my back. that's how long I've been waiting for another Animorphs adaption
