How fragile is you ego that you tie your masculinity and sense of self to your ability to have kids 🤣🤣🤣

why cant IM IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT be the book that comes true?

need some german word for where you become so consumed by vice it becomes impossible to imagine other people aren't as bad as you. normal people don't like having their colleagues lives fucked over for no reason, there's no faction in the military that wants this

No matter what would be a dick move but also it is just untrue. Like it wasn't even good. Swung and hit himself in the nards

I am so confused and baffled

If you have zero problems calling a boat a she, but not a trans woman, you are a fucktard.

Presumably Gaza now being sold to the Saudis as an exciting LIV tour inclusion.

You come to the realization that you want more adulation, but don't really have the skills to actually pull this off...but...you can act like you do...you just need someone gullible enough to believe you won't go against the solid advice they've given you and attempt to be bigger than the brand.

The Democrats have been pitching "this but maybe slightly better" for decades and there's a reason people voted for change. Most are tired (and many were convinced they were tired via far right marketing) of the status quo. There needs to be a bold and simply communicated vision

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are allowed to get treatment for your anxiety and depression even if you suspect that their root cause is late-stage capitalism and societal collapse.

for sale: checks & balances, never used

Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article) A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

Oklahoma is OBSESSED with letting teachers hit kids in school too. Especially special needs kids. It's so weird how much they want their kids to be abused like they weren't

Collins winning re-election in Maine was an underrated blow for democracy

So President Deals got Mexico and Canada to "cave" by having them agree to do things they were already doing.

Just a masterful gambit.

Susan Collins never ceases to disappoint.

This is not me saying: people won’t die if USAID is immediately stopped. The US has made it a globally necessary organization. This is me saying pay attention to what they are fighting like hell about and what they are not. It’s also me saying our goals should be to make it unnecessary.

So confused. Applied for a US passport renewal on Jan 24th (at like 11pm too). Got it in the mail today, was renewed on Jan 30th. 10 total days when it said 6+ weeks online. Very appreciative of the people working hard there but also I thought this stuff was super delayed 😅

If I were the head of a country not the US I’d be thinking real hard about banning Twitter and Tesla from operating. The US has an unauthorized, unelected tyrant seizing power. We can’t shut him down. You can.

Netherlands is pretty easy but I hated it there and was sick all the time

How dare you not refer to him as a founding UCB member ?! Does The Bucket of Truth mean nothing to you? 🤣

So um,

after they collapse the global economy,

we can stop saying billionaires are smart business-people, right? And kick other people in the shins when they do it?

this is a great idea. unrelated but are any cool countries looking to import guys without any classically “useful” skills

getting closer to 40, I haven't had a cigarette in a decade, I've started to get regular exercise, I don't drink beer every day any more. Today I could have gotten a doughnut and didn't because I knew it would make me feel bad. all of this personal growth sucks and I hate it

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Ok kind of lol

Two things: the Republicans can just end the 60 vote rule. Even if it's not legal, it's not part of the Constitution, SCOTUS complicit. The other part is they don't want to get arrested or killed if Trump goes that far.

But the real answer is they'll fund primary challengers to those that stand up.

Everyone stop what you are doing right now and take pictures of every room in your house. Open the cabinets, take pictures. Take picture outside. Take video. Thank you for coming to my climate change burned my house down insurnace Ted Talk.

Mark thinks he'll be one of the triumphant oligarchs at the end, chuckling over brandy in his bunker – but he's more like the oligarch thrown off a tall building at the end of Act 1 as a warning to the others.