tfw you can't actually tell if this is alex jones having a last parting tantrum or tim heidecker's first article

yeah, whatever buddy. Thousandfold Obsidian End [reduces you to ash and scatters you to the four corners of the earth]

life hack: if you ever use merged cells in an Excel spreadsheet im coming to your house to kill you

i need to flirt with beautiful transgender women

if I posted what I thought we should truly do to ceos I would be arrested

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

how wacky. i wish you luck

Oh no

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

more like gay the spire

More like Gay the Spire

gay the spire more like

more like GAY the spire

more like gay the spire 2

a screenshot of the fuckass google news feed, where an article from The Michigan Daily has the headline "Toby Fox resurrects Undertale's hero in Deltarune". there is a bit of fanart depicting kris, frisk, and chara

guy who learns about DELTARUNE from the Michigan Daily

that's the slay the spire way

hm well. get on it then

btw your bluesky is not linked in the description despite having a bit of text saying "Bluesky:"

theonion.info

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

a screenshot of slay the spire 2, a run where necrobinder beat ascension 10 with a debuffy-based deck

beat ascension 10

Exclusive look at a new #SecretHistories game by @clg-bluntbse.bsky.social

A spirit hiding from your own, you need mortal help to survive. You must form pacts and relationships to sustain yourself.

Plus a little larceny and espionage on the side.

Let's Try – The Matter of Being

Link to watch ⬇

taco truck at my apartment building im living the life

in my youth i was so naive about how many monsterfuckers are out there

that's crazy

a bank of trashed computer monitors all showing distorted images of a cadaverous skeleton with a crown

<fetid_king>

tis the season

i think I've been sleepwalking