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Posts by Mauser Frau

This site needs a break! Posting three good things that aren't the ends of other, terrible things.

1) Bringing laughter and joy to people I care about 🥰.

2) Tasting the first Cadbury Egg of the season before the groceries are put away.

3) Cats. Purring.

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Reading Blue Lock at the cardiologst (not my appointment).

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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kainess

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#bluelock337 So did Ego forget how to play soccer or...?

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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PSA for Discord's new age verification!

If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it.

Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+

It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

2 months ago 6199 3766 52 39
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#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢

Gute Nacht 🌙

いい夢が見られますように!

2 months ago 9 6 1 0
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#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢

じーーーー

2 months ago 10 5 0 0
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#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢

帰りが遅くなったので...

2 months ago 7 1 0 0
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#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢
⚠️夢主姿ありです

ギュッ🫶💙

2 months ago 13 1 0 0

I just called somebody else's character a McTwink Deluxe. I need everyone to know that.

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So, you know the guy who wrote Stanger in a Strange Land also wrote a story where magical, golden space bunnies think mashed potato and gravy flavored fruit into existence?

Yeah, I'm not accepting "that's silly" as a criticism anymore.

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Fandom Internet Etiquette:

1) ship and let ship
2) don't like, don't read
3) canon doesn't matter
4) trolls are just brats who need taming
5) no ship is "wrong" or immoral; they're just dolls
6) fiction =/= reality; get over it
7) respect fandom creators; they're doing this shit for free

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It's Sunday night and my family is talking about putting Tommy Wiseau in a suitcase for Reasons (none of which are harming Tommy Wiseau).

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So, I ate cheeseballs over two different versions of THAT scene in Room #9.

I just wanted everyone to know that.

*munch*

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magical girls

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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

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こっちにもリハビリ落書き〜!
本を読んでる🌹のつもり😌
明日こそプロット完成させてネームに取りかかりたい!!

2 months ago 10 3 0 0
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🦇 #ガンダムW

2 months ago 33 23 1 0
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2/1本日のkis🌹

👔着てるザー💙

2 months ago 6 2 0 0
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こういう笑顔が見たいkis🌹

2 months ago 5 2 1 0
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up.

Panel 2: 
An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!”

Panel 3:
The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles.
Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

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kainess
kiss kiss kiss

2 months ago 18 5 0 0

Me, Last April: And I won't add any extra violence to the Blue Lock parts of my fic 😘.

Me, Today: /🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 while Carpenter Brut blares in the background

I lasted all of 2,137 words.

2 months ago 3 0 0 0
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青训😊
#kins #kainess

3 months ago 8 5 0 0
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眼鏡バージョン

2 months ago 61 15 0 0

Me: /writing a scene with two characters rolling around on the floor biting each other while "Rabbit In The Headlights" by Michael Oakley plays in the background.

Also Me: I thought this was a fanfic for a SOCCER MANGA.

Me: quiet, you

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