"I'm negotiating with these people".

Oh, spare us. You sent your creepy son-in-law and a sleazy real estate crony while you sit on your ass, scarfing down Big Macs and posting weird AI slop.

Whaleburgers

He graduated from present-day Texas State University in San Marcos. One of my law school pals went there when it was Southwest Texas State.

Just give me a cd player and a radio that gets NPR and the Red Sox game.

Doing the two-shows-in-two-days thing.

Archive at Sonya on Sunday.

Fishbone at the Sinclair on Monday.

There used to be a guy who had a Confederate flag hanging from his window.

In a publicly funded elderly high rise.

In New Freaking Hampshire.

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
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Nepotism is a hell of a drug.

"If anyone messes with my nepo babies, I might actually give half a fuck".

Top-tier roller derby name.

The current Beltway media crew are the awful Popular Kids in every shitty 1980s teen movie.

Wait...what? He's a Lauder by marriage?

Without stating your age post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... # © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

Make this make sense.

This fish looks like he's about to commit a war crime, dismantle the U.S. forest service spray semen on some eggs and deny it and then sell me a commemorative coin with his face on it.

And then SCREAM about IT on True Bubble Social in alternating ALL caps

I said that years ago and got dragged for it. She has platformed a bunch of frauds and grifters.

Trump's Golden Age

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🎶GIMME BRIBES, SOUL SHAKER, BRIBE DELIVERY MACHINE! 🎶

The "shake hands" Michael Scott meme compared to Vance meeting Orban

🤡 vs 🤡

Remember the Monty Python "Upper Class Twit of the Year" skit? That's Jay.

I don't have a preferred candidate in the NH-01 primary, but Jay Surdukowski's all too familiar smear tactics ensure that I will not support his candidate. Absolute bottom feeder who hides behind his posh facade.

#NHPolitics

"The Body of an American" probably makes the playlist, too. Maybe Joy Division's "Atmosphere" if we're going to be somber for a bit.

I'm sticking with "Check Your Tears At The Door", by Drivin' 'n' Cryin.

The Nazi tattoo, the slurs, and the appearances on white supremacist podcasts are a bit of a hint.

“We don’t need another Fetterman in the Senate,” says Graham Platner.

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

This FBI couldn't catch the alleged Kirk shooter—his family turned him in.

This FBI couldn't catch the Brown U shooter—he committed suicide.

This FBI hasn't found Savannah Guthrie's mother after almost three months.

You'd have to be drunk to think that Kash's FBI is anything but a disaster.

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"Masterful gambit, Sir!"

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"It's an unorthodox tactic that will bring the Iranians to the negotiating table".

Nepo Baby