Ed Davey is going to be the health secretary of Hungary?

Really busy today, but probably spent more than an hour watching this.

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NARRATOR: Eventually the President, unable to remember which particular action was meant to distract from what particular scandal, demanded an immediate halt to the enrichment of Melania and safe passage through the Straits of January 6th.

Like hearing the term "Brexit tackle" creep into kids football, for a tackle that was absolutely awful, generally dangerous, needless and designed to hurt people. Obviously those tackles have no place in the game at any level, but the choice of words? The kids are alright.

He's still alive? There's been a mistake.

Don't refer to me as a flat skimmer!

Thank you. Whoever you are.

I'm still fuming about that. I specifically told you to "get him first".

a man with a beard and a crown says there 's always one isn 't there . ALT: a man with a beard and a crown says there 's always one isn 't there .

It’s nice to have an awayday. It’ll soon be the Thread summer picnic and stoning.

I’m just doing the invites now and must remember to say bring your own stones. We ran out last year and Dennis survived.

All work and no stick in your eye is unhealthy.

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😅😅😅😅 It’s better when you shout the numbers “two little ducks, 34. Unlucky for some 25”

You're lying! I don't talk to you.

It's because I'm nice*.

*here

I see our friend @pguythompson.bsky.social has been busy writing to Viz again, under his pseudonym Billy Bookcase. He thinks we don’t know.

She's so mean!

Dead. Sad.
*hopes that sounded convincing *

Good! It's a nice change for someone to listen.

To be fair, usually to dead people.

For the last time...Stop. Filming. Me.

I'm flattered that you've only just noticed. *wanders off humming*

a bald man in a suit and glasses says there is only one way to find out ALT: a bald man in a suit and glasses says there is only one way to find out

There's only one way to settle this....

#IBlameTheEU

Don't start. I'm not in the mood.*

*as per

Of course, I realise! Otherwise I'd get no likes. Duh!

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🤣🤣🤣 It's a great song.