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There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Sound legal strategy plus genius performance art - absolute perfection. I haven't laughed that hard at anything all year.

I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this

9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen

As soon as like eight of them said their favorite song about America was courtesy of the red white and blue I knew we weren’t winning shit

What was that, Star Wars name-havin' MF? #belttoass #hammerdown

Praise be 🙌🙌🙌

Dunkin in SoBro will sell you an Extra Large drip coffee for the low, low price of $3.39. I remain hopelessly devoted

Keep our Boilermaker legend's name out your mouth

Just swapped the crotch pics and welfare theft for ayahuasca and bro-podcasts

Cream of Sum Yung Gai, obviously

I just watch every event when it hits replay, and after you clear that 15-second pre-roll, it's ad-free for the duration. $16 for top-tier Peacock gets me all the action I want *and* frees me from the tyranny of NBC Prime Time and the Italian Stallion? Steal of the decade

Them kids gotta learn eventually

Dude spouts mealy-mouthed centrist both-sides nonsense, gets absolutely and correctly bodied for it... and his takeaway is to double down on said nonsense. I've stayed an Indystar subscriber because I strongly believe in supporting local journalism, but good Lord. They've gotta do better.

Petter MFing Solberg

May I propose some skinny-tire rally-car bullshit? Bring the god Petter Solberg outta retirement to run for the gold

Another Briggs masterclass in which he acknowledges "posting controversial opinions online might negatively affect your work or relationships" but goes on to mostly put the blame on the "hordes" pushing for "permanent closure", and also on the concept of social media itself apparently. Chef's kiss

Counterpoint: taking any RB in the top half of the first round should result in the GM in question being fired immediately into the heart of the Sun

Nobody tell A*ron Fr**man 🤣🤣🤣

I've always tried to picture the "pyramids all embedded in ice" that Dylan talks about in Isis - finally nailed it!

White River Trail crossing at 16th Street - tiny, unprotected island amidst 4 full-speed lanes, trail not even marked in the westbound lanes. If there's a worse trail crossing in the city, I'd love to hear about it. @indydpw.bsky.social, any plans here before someone gets killed or maimed?

I remember dude being short, but damn

Had one at the source on Saturday night. Was killer.

Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

Man, good thing we got those bollards in place 🙃

White sedan driving north on the Monon at 16th street. The broken trail bollard is laying in two pieces on the ground.

Back by popular demand: people driving on the Monon

Total boondoggle on behalf of Elanco, who is repaying the city by screwing us out of what should have been the White River Park south expansion - they'll probably own all of that soon too.
But also, how many graves must be left on the rest of that site that used to be Diamond Chain?! Holy hell

Maybe one of these years, people will figure out that Mayo Pete is actually moderate as hell

oh my god they actually did it lmao