Thank god, because everything up to this point has been total shit.

AUDIO: “The Strait is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader, not by the tweets of some idiot.”

GROK tries to claim Iran’s Navy wasn’t talking about Trump here 🤔 🤥

Meanwhile ABC shares audio of Indian ships being fired on in the (Trump-caused) confusion👇🏽

“Look, I made a dookie!”

Getting some “Dear Evan Hansen” vibes hearing Trump talk about how close he was to Kirk.

This sign is just outside Chicago. It was ridiculous when it went up and it’s even more ridiculous now.

Ari Melber's show put together a supercut of an 8-minute Trump rant about snakes that raised concerns about his mental wellbeing

Brutalist-Postmodernism

YES!

MAGAs Explain Things to Me

The Popes next book:
MAGAs Explain Things to Me.

Me, having a stroke: call the ambulunz

You: are you having a stroke?

Me: by docgo, the ambulunz

Epstein Files = files related to Epstein. It does NOT mean files collected while investigating Epstein that reveal the pervasive criminal activities of the world’s elite and definitely not stuff about Trump. The act of congress did not cover THOSE files.

“I wonder if the Fed has given any thought to Earth being struck by a planet-killing asteroid. I mean, that would be the end of inflation forever, and it would happen under the leadership of our greatest president, Donald J Trump.”

French woman, 86, held by ICE after moving to US to reunite with long-lost love The son of pensioner Marie-Thérèse told French media he is worried for his mother's frail health as she is detained in a Louisiana ICE centre.

White House spokeswoman, Abigail Jackson: “President Trump’s highest priority has always been the deportation of illegal alien criminals who endanger American communities.”

Meanwhile…

www.aol.com/articles/fre...

JUST IN: Home sellers now outnumber buyers by 600,000.

That's the largest gap ever recorded in US history.

The housing market isn't frozen because nobody wants to sell. It's frozen because nobody can AFFORD to buy.

A $400K home now costs $960 more per month today than it did in 2021.

My same thought exactly

Urban concedes defeat in Hungary.

Not to be too much of a Jed Bartlet, but isn’t Democracy a wonderful thing when it allows rule by consent of the governed.

Iran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says

Congratulations to whoever in the administration came up with this brilliant cover story for why the Strait isn’t open yet.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/u...

Sounds like SkyNet will soon be fully operational.

"If what I think is happening, is happening… It better not be"

“Because we have not found definitive proof that the image was AI-generated or otherwise fabricated, we've refrained from rating the claim.” -Snopes

The percentage of the vote for Harris represents an astounding 25 pt. shift to the Democrat (vs. Trump ‘24). But I can’t help but feel disappointed to see that Harris received less than half the votes he got in ‘24. Is this a get-out-the-vote failure to not capitalize on Republican apathy?

Weird how the first thing that comes to mind for JD is how controlling he is of his wife and how she’s not allowed to do things that he doesn’t like.

A young child who is covered in dust and wearing a grey sweatshirt and is looking down to the floor is held by an adult

NEW: Hospitals in Beirut are now posting photos of children in an attempt to identify their parents.

This photo was shared by senior Al Jazeera producer, Suddaf Chaudry.

Hospitals are also appealing for blood donations.

Israel’s actions in Lebanon today have been another stain on humanity.

CNBC: “Is Trump destroying a civilization a bigger upside risk or downside risk?”

incredible stuff

Did anyone notice closed captioning was transcribing the subtext as well?

Dear U.S. military personnel,
Refuse illegal orders. It's what decency and duty require.
Thank you.

he did not say *which* civilisation.

Madman.