The lack of pocket awareness and slow mental processing has to be really bad to take 11 sacks. Get rid of the ball, find your check down options.

Greg McElroy also insists that his only NFL start ever (NYJ vs SD 12/12/23) where he was sacked 11 times (2nd most in NFL history) and lost, actually didn’t happen either. Footage and box scores of this game are “totally propaganda” per McElroy.

Football card front and back, showing a player (Lyle Alzado). Old school 1972. Facts on the back, his pic on the front.

Today is Lyle Alzado’s birthday. Here’s my Alzado rookie card! (1972 Topps)

The Story Of Welthauptstadt Germania, Hitler's Design To Raze Berlin And Rebuild It As A World Capital Plans for Welthauptstadt Germania were canceled when the Nazis lost World War II.

In the years leading up to World War II, Adolf Hitler designed a series of massive buildings and monuments that he planned to erect in Berlin after defeating the Allies, making the city the "capital of the world."” allthatsinteresting.com/welthauptsta...

My good friend plays Gary Humphrey (S1.Ep7 and S1.Ep9), I’ll let him know about his relationship with you. He’s a big football fan, so I’m sure it will come as good news.

When you attack other countries, you also create future terrorism on your own soil. There will be terrorist attacks, lone wolf or larger operations, but Americans will die who otherwise wouldn’t have.

“Daddy Trump, here’s an inaugural Tiger Woods Peace Prize and $1M for the ball room fund. Now please save me from getting in trouble for my third career driving while impaired charge”

Company backed by Trump sons looks to sell drone interceptors to Gulf states being attacked by Iran A drone maker backed by President Donald Trump’s two oldest sons is trying to win contracts with Gulf countries under threat by Iran and protected by the U.S. military led by their father.

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Bobby Petrino and Joe Judge

The obvious role will be a contributor on Fox News.

The message is loud and clear. We don’t want to use resources on your health. We have ONE thing AND that is military spending.

Fans on Twitter are tracking Russell Wilson's TD-to-bathroom ratio It is a known fact that Russell Wilson's debut as the Denver Broncos starting quarterback this season has not gone as planned. The Broncos currently sit at 3-8, and fans and pundits have pointed to Wi...

11 toilets in space is a lot of toilets, but not as many toilets that Russell Wilson had in his Denver home when he players for the Broncos.

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Still fewer toilets than Russell Wilson’s home in Denver when he was with the Broncos.

Must be a contract year for Puka.

My man Halil from Reddit.

I’m old enough to remember when so many people were concerned about the speed of development/approval for the Covid vaccine because it was done in 11 months. Many of those same people will take an obesity pill that took 50 days.

It was pretty much the end of NATO when Trump threatened to annex area from a NATO ally a while back.

Can I get a Stathead query of career receiving yards in ascending order (negative rec yds first), on a cardigan sweater?

This has to be an April Fools joke, but I love it. I’d definitely consider the shower curtain or coffee mug.

“Favorite social network: X

Ugh, I’m a sicko. X is a terrible right-wing propaganda platform that Elon Musk has bastardized. I know it's a very skewed information environment. It incentivizes toxic behavior. But I love real-time information…” - Taylor Lorenz

Trying to remember the last time an entire population of taxis, Uber drivers, or bus drivers just stopped working.

It’s Pluribus, but with cars.

Last Man on Earth was ahead of its time. What a fun show.

Step 1: stroke his ego with a tweet
Step 2: monetary donation for the ballroom
Step 3: pardon

When is her first tweet signaling fealty to Trump and RFK junior?

I love this idea.

I’m afraid to take a nap and see what the world is like when I wake up for dinner.

How do you explain this sign to someone who just woke up from a 30-year coma?

This is progress! He didn’t say he looked like a wide receiver! We’ve come along way.

Mass marches and peaceful protests are great. They're an awesome way for broad masses of people to get involved, draw comfort and motivation from seeing how many other people feel the same way, and to meet & network with other organizers.

By themselves, huge marches can be minimized and ignored. 1/