Childproof lock added to White House nuclear launch button The Pentagon is confident it has averted Armageddon in the Middle East after fitting a childproof lock to the nuclear launch button in the Oval Office.

NEWS! Childproof lock added to White House nuclear launch button

Oil companies to build giant sun blocker after surge in solar panel sales Oil companies are working together to build a giant sun blocker, after a surge in solar panels sales started to threaten their business. With Octopus Energy reporting a 54% rise in solar panel sale…

NEWS! Oil companies to build giant sun blocker after surge in solar panel sales

Dementia Don telling the press about the Bonnie Blue video he just watched...

Listening to Hesgeth alluding to the resurrection of Jesus in describing the rescue of the shot down airman is just about the most batshit crazy thing I’ve heard in a long time 🙄🙄

“I have to hate Springsteen now, too?” ask tearful Trumplethinskins, realising all that’s left for them is Kid Rock Following Donald Trump’s deranged rant about Bruce Springsteen, a large percentage of MAGA followers have expressed dismay as they felt duty-bound to immediately purge and burn all their Spri…

NEWS! "I have to hate Springsteen now, too?" ask tearful Trumplethinskins, realising all that's left for them is Kid Rock newsthump.com/2026/04/03/i...

The morning after Hannah won I was asked time and time again about this.

There was no evidence for it. Instead the establishment media fuelled the fire.

It was Islamaphobic. And it's because those in power are scared of us ending rip off Britain.

He didn’t drop Eze. He’s injured. But I totally agree that not playing Raya is a huge error. His ball distribution is so important to how we play.

And as I say it 🤨😡

Really think Arsenal have blunted their chances in this game by not playing Raya. Missing his ball distribution. I understand why Arteta has done it, but I think he could regret it.

Robert Mueller, ex-FBI chief who led Trump-Russia investigation, dies at 81 A former FBI director, Mueller led the high-profile inquiry into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 US election

Trump’s response: “I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

Mate wait until it happens to you and a large proportion of humanity throw a fucking party you pissy little wankspangle

So does every club in the Premier League and Champions League.

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Could you please explain why in your voter surveys about the war, you have only looked at Labour, Conservative and Reform voters. What about Green and Lib Dem voters. Green are currently polling in front of the Conservatives and even Labour is some polls. So why ignore them.

‘Can I also have £75,000 for getting sacked and possibly breaking the law?’ asks rest of population The UK population has today asked if they would be entitled to a £75,000 government payout after being sacked for possibly breaking the law.

NEWS! ‘Can I also have £75,000 for getting sacked and possibly breaking the law?’ asks rest of population

‘I didn’t realise what a bad guy he was,’ said Jeffrey Epstein on meeting Tony Blair Notorious paedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has apologised for his ill-judgement, admitting he would never have met with Tony Blair if he’d realised what a bad guy he was.

NEWS! ‘I didn’t realise what a bad guy he was,’ said Jeffrey Epstein on meeting Tony Blair

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I can’t believe Chelsea chose Sanchez as their first choice keeper and sold Kappa for £5m to Arsenal.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

Why losing in Gorton & Denton is a big win for Nigel Farage, by Chris Mason As the ballot boxes are being cleared away and the candidates and their supporters make their tried way home, the dust settles on the dramatic Gorton & Denton by-election and it’s clear that, …

NEWS! Why losing in Gorton & Denton is a big win for Nigel Farage, by Chris Mason newsthump.com/2026/02/27/w...

When I told Gorton and Denton to ‘channel their patriotic Blitz spirit’ I didn’t mean ‘defeat the far-right fascists’, says Farage When I told Gorton and Denton to ‘channel their patriotic Blitz spirit’ I didn’t mean ‘defeat the far-right fascists’, says Farage

NEWS! When I told Gorton and Denton to 'channel their patriotic Blitz spirit' I didn't mean 'defeat the far-right fascists', says Farage newsthump.com/2026/02/27/w...

Gorton & Denton result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c**ts may have backfired The Greens eye-catching victory in the Gorton & Denton by-election has shined a light on the Reform Party, and specifically Nigel Farage’s key policy of being horrible cunts, which seems like …

NEWS! Gorton & Denton result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c**ts may have backfired newsthump.com/2026/02/27/g...

Reform is refusing to suspend one of its councillors for calling for a Labour MP to be shot, saying it's a "mistake that we can all make from time to time.”

😂

Maybe Windsor and Mandelson could share a cell 🙄😂

Very strange atmosphere. Don’t think I’ve ever watched a game where the home fans boo the away team whenever they are in possession.

Have you been moonlighting as Andresw’s bodyguard Kevin 🙄😂

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor finally learns how to sweat In a development described by palace aides as “medically fascinating and legally inconvenient,” Andrew Windsor has reportedly experienced his first ever bead of perspiration after decades of confid…

NEWS! Andrew Mountbatten Windsor finally learns how to sweat newsthump.com/2026/02/19/a...

Witness protection programme struggling to think of new identity Tommy Robinson hasn’t already used The UK’s witness protection programme has admitted it’s struggling to think of a new identity for Tommy Robinson as he’s already used every other name in existence.

NEWS! Witness protection programme struggling to think of new identity Tommy Robinson hasn’t already used

Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons After measles cases began rising rapidly in parts of London, doctors discovered a link between children who get measles and the likelihood of their parents being gullible simpletons.

NEWS! Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons newsthump.com/2026/02/16/d...

‘Immigrants cost UK too much money’ says migrant who moved to tax-free Monaco Sir Jim Ratcliffe has accused immigrants of costing the UK too much money, despite saving himself billions in tax by moving to Monaco.

NEWS! ‘Immigrants cost UK too much money’ says migrant who moved to tax-free Monaco newsthump.com/2026/02/12/i...

The problem with Starmer calling out Ratcliffe for his disgusting and factually inaccurate comments around immigration, is that Starmer has recent history of some pretty appalling comments himself. This rather impacts his ability to take a superior moral position. Lesson: don’t pander to racism.