Okay, but will this get me better financing on my next automobile purchase?

Oh dear. Is he locked out of the Situation Room again?

The penny dropped for Uncle Timmy? Maybe there's hope for my brother-in-law.

Hey, if the New World Order has a sense of humor, I'm on board.

But it looks so much better now with all the concrete and faux gold bric-a-brac glued to every vertical surface. 🤢

Unless "it's 5:00 somewhere" before he gets around to it.

Are the nine victories in the room with us?

Stable. Genius.

You really don't want to be throwing shade at a Pope who's a) popular and b) from Chicago. Especially when you're a dipshit who can't even order donuts without being weird.

You could tell him he's the reincarnation of King John, and he'd take it as a compliment -- and wonder why you're smirking.

He's lucky this wasn't during the Two Popes era. Tag team!

~nods and sighs deeply~

Interesting read. I think it's utter BS that the crazy is strategic on his part. That's the ol' lipstick on a pig maneuver. The man has no control over his behavior, and losing soldiers is only an issue for one reason: poll numbers.

Tell them the that the 2 real estate guys who visited last time are coming back to look at more listings. 🙄

Weird!

I'll pencil that in on my calendar. Thanks.

So, the Secretary of State has prior commitments again?

1 war every 2 hours. That's why he has to stay up all night. If he could just solve the Armenia-Cambodia border dispute...

And had time leftover to work in all his naps.

I thinking of having an axe-throwing room built in my basement. Or a dart board with an appropriate photo. Or both.

I gotta hand it to Iran. They know how to troll. Well played.

Dear Consumer:
We'd love to issue you a refund, but we owe "sir" 10 billion bucks. Be gone, peasant.
Secretary Bessent

Are those size 15 Florsheims? Does having a raft on each foot help with balance?

Yeah, dude. What an ungrateful bitch. (I hope she ruins you.)

I wish my country was. 🤬

I hope Joe Rogan got scolded for not wearing a suit. I've heard that's disrespectful.

Yup. Welcome to the 1950's.

Yeah, y'know, the way you tell someone having an asthma attack to just calm down.

Kids in third grade reading their book reports in front of the class have better presentation skills. And they're generally not slumped over a table.