TheCyberSmith tweeting out: "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.
this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl
I mean he's got me there
NEW: How exactly has Alex Jones avoided paying the Sandy Hook families a single dime of what he owes? I wrote about it here, and spoke to Chris Mattei, an attorney for some of the families, and Lenny Pozner, the father of the youngest child who died at Sandy Hook: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I proudly know very little about Rome but mostly take the side of the senate because at least they were *doing* something.
FINALLY
I know what the red bar means..for it is also in my app.
Bruh
I think women should be angrier 🤗
pokemon fusion squirtle + nidoqueen = squirtqueen appears as squirtles face on nidoqueen
good for her
how is this literally happening in real life
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
Every spring: “Mom, don’t buy us any plants. Please.”
Every fall: "Meg, why didn't you plant those tomatoes and roses and shrubs and other shit?"
WHAT 👏 DID 👏 I 👏 SAY👏👏👏
It’s hilarious that my mother spent so much of my childhood trying to drag me out of bed and had to force me to do yard work yet now she is surprised/mad that as an adult, I sleep in and never want to garden.
Like…how many times I gotta tell you?
are you telling me this scallion can rap
Hell yeah brother
I mean yeah but still
We need a titty exchange problem so they can go to better owners
Dude, you are making yourself miserable.
I think burning man is an anti festival and while it also sounds like hell, I respect it more
Ḫ̵̡̧̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮E̷̢̧̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻Y̶̡̧̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻ ̵̢̧C̸̡̧̛̮̣̺̭̰̩Ḫ̷̢̧̛̣̺̭̰I̶̡̧̛̮̣̺̭̰C̵̢̧̛̮̣̺̭A̸̡̧̛̮̣̺̭G̷̢̧̛̮̣̺̭Ơ̶̡̧̮̣̺̭̈Ơ̵̢̧̮̣̺̭
W̷̨̛̤̻̮̩H̶̡̛̤̻̮̩Ą̵̛̤̻̮̩D̸̡̛̤̻̮̩D̷̨̛̤̻̮̩Y̶̡̛̤̻̮̩Ą̵̛̤̻̮̩ ̸S̷̡̛̤̻̮̩Ą̶̛̤̻̮̩E̵̡̛̤̻̮̩Y̸̨̛̤̻̮̩
T̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻Ḫ̷̢̧̡̣̺̭̰̩̤̻E̸̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤ C̵̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩U̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰B̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰E̸̢̧̡̮̣̺̭S̵̢̧̡̮̣̺̭ A̶̢̧̡̮̣̺R̷̢̧̡̮̣E̸̢̧̡̮ G̵̢̧̡O̶̢̧N̷̢N̸̢A̵ W̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮I̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮N̸̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮N̵̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮ T̶O̷D̸A̵E̶
T̷̨H̶E̵Y̸ ̷G̶O̵T̸ ̷T̶H̵E̸ ̷P̶O̵W̸W̷E̶R̵
T̷H̶E̵Y̸ ̷G̶O̵T̸ ̷T̶H̵E̸ ̷S̶P̵A̸E̷E̶D̵
T̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮O̶ ̵B̸E̷ ̶T̵H̸E̷ ̶B̵E̸S̷S̶T̵ ̸T̷E̶E̵M̸
I̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮N̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮ ̵T̸H̷E̶ ̵G̸E̷O̶M̵E̸T̷R̶I̵C̸K̷ ̶L̵E̸A̷G̶U̵E̸
S̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̈ S̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟T̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞A̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝M̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩P̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮ Y̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻Ơ̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤Ư̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩R̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩ Ḫ̵̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰E̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭N̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭D̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺S̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺
C̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠L̷E̸P̵ ̶Y̵O̸U̷R̶ ̵F̸E̷A̶T̵
T̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ḫ̷̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠E̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ C̵U̶B̷E̸S̵ A̶R̷E̸ G̵O̶E̷N̸G̵
T̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ Ḫ̸̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠A̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠V̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠E̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ R̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩I̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮Ḫ̶̢̧̡̛̣̺̭̰̩̤̻G̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤T̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩ A̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰N̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭G̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺L̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺E̵̢̧̡̛̮̣S̶̢̧̡̛̮̣
G̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ C̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ư̶̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠B̷̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠E̸̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠S̵̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠ G̶̢̧̡̛̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠Ơ̷̢̧̡̮̣̺̭̰̩̤̻̮̩̝̞̟̠
Dudes rock
I have learned more anti-Semitic shit in the last few years than I did in my first 30 years on the planet.
Call me sheltered and naive but I liked it better that way.
Most of my day revolves around how long it takes my meds to kick in.
At first I was like “relatable” but I’m not a drunk, I’m just a sleepy head
Schism! Schism! Schism!
if you’ve never endured period poops you absolutely should not be able to vote, some things just require life experience
Billy!
