Somehow DB has fucked the timing of my two trains so that the first is exactly late enough for me to miss the second by about 2 minutes, so I have to wait an hour

I found it recently as well and it came in very handy for a joke I made texting my gf and I can't remember what it was now

I'm gonna be there in a week, I'm very excited

Would recommend, very highly. They have the best fries too.

Fun fact, I ate here most days during high school and I still go back all the time when I'm visiting Toronto

I was on Twitter, it broke, I came over to bluesky only to find that it's also broken, the internet is going great today

Hey remember those cheap Ryanair flights? *gulp*

I guess I'm gonna have to get moving on the whole Move thing

Adorable! :D

God I miss those landscapes

I'm glad that camera is being useful :D

Who gives a shit about the rich people mood tracker when layoffs happen after it goes up, and layoffs happen after it goes down

Hell I don't even program but when I ask my devices to Do A Thing, I expect them to Do The Thing, not "think" and make up something kind of like what I asked for. I don't have time or patience for this bullshit.

Same kind of people who complain about sitting in traffic but don't realize they're also traffic, I guess.

I've read too many stories of people going into stores on holidays and going "this is terrible, why are they making you work today!" to employees.

Like... Because *you're* here to shop??

Somehow in Germany, a country which will trip over itself to show how much it loves Israel, the matzah I buy is made in France

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]

Hell yeah

The vast majority of Ryanair flights are like this and I deeply enjoy it

It is an excellent heritage railway there though, truly fantastic.

Do not move to Kidderminster.

Give us the 700 hour cut of Apocalypse Now!

The card better be 2.7:1

I need to send more letters to people. I have a stack of the Deutsche Post pride stamps waiting to be used.

Just a card that says

"yes it's an Xpan"

"yes it was expensive"

"no you can't touch it"

"please stop talking to me"

Nobody shooting cine? Cowards!

I am dragging you to Berlin while I still live here and you are going to spend a day or two with me at work and I will show you every single step in as much detail as it takes to bore you, and we are going to explore tons of abandoned shit. Then you can take the train to Paris and start the novel :P

You're treading on some mighty thin ice here, this will be an unpardonable sin (unless you learn one of the weird forms of French that piss Parisians off because that's funny)

Blurt