this is nonsense. everyone knows that 14's children in need and kids TV minisodes are mainline canon

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf left me with the not entirely inaccurate impression that the primary problem with most abusers is that they’re not written by Edward Albee and played by Elizabeth Taylor or Richard Burton.

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

the pitt is so good guys

It's just beautiful. It's like a satanic zombie rock opera about socialised medicine under violent austerity. the world's ending and there's just one GP who's keeping his oath

you know I'm beginning to suspect that the president of the united states might be a paedophile

Parenting is primarily fear that one day when you ask them to add the magic word to a request, instead of saying please they will say an eldritch, arcane word and the seas will be as blood and the sky will tear and the world will be unmade and all will be naught but gnashing of teeth.

Dr. Strangelove still. Capt. Lionel Mandrake looks freaked out as hell. The insane general Jack D Ripper has his arm around him.

The vibes RN

Yes, it is. And I'm not doing enough either. You can say you're not ready, you can say it's hard, but you cannot say it is not your responsibility as a citizen of the genocidal fascist capital of the world.

I'm sorry but you do have to take that risk. That is what's being asked of you.

God it's fucking awful, isn't it? Reading Something Like That and feeling so utterly helpless to do anything about it. How the fuck are you supposed to get through the day?

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

shabana mahmood in a little fascist gown staring wistfully through the window of a concentration camp

the last scene of zone of interest with Hoss staring off into the future

they're the same picture

one thing I think about a lot is how people on game shows talk about "wanting to win all the money for their kids" and how children are kind of way to imagine individual consumption as altruism

[lav mic aquiver as I rise to my theme, audience rapt] but the problem is we’re still on the old paradigm. “Engagement.” and that’s over. done with. cooked. next slide, please
[screen behind me tiles from ENGAGEMENT to JUST POSTING SOME BULLSHIT]
[I cannot be heard over the waves of applause]

are aliens supernatural?

a) yes

b) no

c) semantics who cares

hell yes

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

(and also sort of yay a little bit)

Did you know solidarity is most effective if you're willing to have it with people you don't personally like as well as your friends?

Highlighted section of the Copilot ToS which says "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only"

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

nice argument but I've already drawn you as a bespectacled aunt with a severe hairstyle

I hate when people join my mass popular movement. I hate when they add to the mass and the popularity. goes against the whole spirit of the thing

love weirdo monarchists who say they want a BENEVOLENT king. kinda don't think the system of governance matters if everyone running it is benevolent. you just figured finding one perfect guy is more achievable than finding a whole bunch. hey, start googling Absolute Power and see what autocompletes

there is simply no mechanism by which the titans of an industry bigger than Hollywood can compete with one woman at her pc making free dlc for a game that looks like Mario 1 and feels like Melancholia