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Posts by AndyMatter

People were asked to wear a mask and keep some space from strangers and they called it "Nazi Germany"....so no, I'm not surprised those same people can't see what's happening when they snatch people off the streets and put them in ICE camps for protesting our leadership.

#America

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Setting healthy boundaries - ✅️
Setting expectations - ❌️

#youcanonlycontrolyou

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

I want names of cereal brands that also double as good insults for male genitalia. I'll go first.

GrapeNuts

#cereal #mostimportantmealoftheday

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I have 2 Dawgs inside of me.

Golden Retriever - "Oh boy, I love food, exercise, and finding ways to keep my partner happy."

Rottweiler - "I hope people who hate marginalized communities eat so much paranoia that they fucking choke."

#thoughts #gingerpost

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

I know i said, "That's not how a horse drinks water." but the reality is i have no idea. #twitch #streamer #rdr2

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Explains why I love 90's Post-Hardcore so much.

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Implying that Tide Pods™️ are bad for your digestive system is WOKE propaganda.

#thoughtoftheday #joke #forlegalreasons

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Getting my ass kicked. Happy St. Patrick's day.

#ginger #gingerbeard #twitch

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Honest question. How many "HELL YEAH"'s do you have left in the tank?

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Currently live and playing that Red Dead 2.

#twitch #streamer #reddeadredemption2

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The #JaimeFrench show in Philadelphia was amazing, but the crowd was even better.

70% Die Hard Fans
30% Golden Retrievers

#lovephilly

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Oftentimes, we wrap ourselves in a blanket of the past because we fear what the future holds.

#ThoughtofTheDay #morningcoffee #progress #neverbeafraidoffailure

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I can't even go to the grocery store without runnin' into them GOT DAYUM O'

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Seems to me like many people put a lot of points into INT, CHA and not enough into WIS.

#dungeonsanddragons #d&d #dnd #itsOKtobeSmartbutDontbeGullible

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Can't tell if someone is a bigot? Bring up pride month and see how quickly they undercut you and bring up the troops.

#pridemonth #stopnationalism #youcancareaboutboththings

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In this vicious cycle of dehumanization, it is important to sometimes latch on to something that is positive for your mental health. In my case, this is called chicken wings.

#chickenwings #positiveaffirmation #stayinformedbutbekindtoyourself #buffalowings

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

The rich helping people less fortunate than me regardless of the circumstances of their birth? = Good Policy

Keeping people less fortunate than me down, while the rich accrue more wealth they'll never use? = Bad Policy

And yes, it is very much that simple.

#weallhavetoshare #Policy #immigration

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Mexico has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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Sir, you called ME over to order drinks and you're looking at the menu right now for the first time??? You're getting a flight? No. You're getting a fight.

#serviceindustry #brewerywork #customerservice #beertalk #craftbeer #putitonthesmithtab #bartenderlife

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Dude same thing happened near me last year in Harrisburg, PA. Disgusting.

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"Ahhhhhhhh its not middle of the road bullshit music! Where are the old white guys playing music that is an auditory equivalent to fucking unseasoned oats??? Worst halftime ever!"

Ya'll say a lot about yourselves.

#halftimeshow #sorryitsnotyourgenre #aminor
#ihateaerosmith

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What's depressing is this isn't even true anymore...

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Having a car drive through the front door is just a right of passage for every Domino's Pizza.

#dominos #pizza #iykyk #getthismansomekeys
#thoughtoftheday #30minutesorless #garliccrust

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Watching a customer walk past their server AND a manager to confront the kitchen like a toddler who's about to stick a fork in a socket.

#thoughtoftheday #serviceindustry

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Out of context.

#farcry #farcry3 #twitchstreamer #ttv #twitch

1 year ago 3 1 0 0

I'm not sorry about my messy car... and you better not step on the 40 aluminum cans below you, or there will be hell to pay.

#mycarmyrules #messycar #thoseareNAbeers #donttouchtheradio

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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In my defense, this cat ate all of my blue takis.

#twitch #ttv #cats #whatthegolf #obnoxiouslaugh

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

War is forged by greed, weakness, and fear. The hands that hold these tools are pardoned by a false sense of virtue.

#warneverchanges #thoughtoftheday #endviolence #war #betterhumanity

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Oh my god amazing!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Hi, we're new here!

#cat #tuxedocat #tuxedocatsofbluesky #twitch

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