Marathon: it was over in two hours

Why don’t EVs have solar panels on the roof of the car?? There must be some reason they don’t. Is it just cost?

Had there been any info linking the flathead fishing ban in southern Tasmania to fish farms?
Given the farms denude the bottom and flathead live on the bottom …it can’t all be overfishing 🤷‍♂️

Even my greenhouse doesn’t look that good!

I met him backstage when I was about 15. He was wearing a blue singlet and after a chat he said he better get changed for the gig. I thought, ‘Oh right. He must need to dress up to perform’. Two minutes later he’s out on stage in a white singlet instead. The swagger of that move has never left me.

Holy fuck! There must be at least 3 of him playing that!!

How can it be legal to use cellebrite on the complainant?? It’s bad enough that they can do that for the accused!

More inauthentic than all the porn bots. That’s got to be a new low!

How does that affect all the docos about her? Do they have to be removed pending the appeal?

How can you have a private criminal prosecution? Is that just a Victorian thing?

A beautiful team goal 😍

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

I don’t understand how they don’t draw a bigger crowd. The standard is so high but they haven’t captured the national imagination like the Matildas.

Ketamine Kampf.

Some scuttlebutt on $TPW: We recently bought a chair from them which had a problem with it. They sorted it out, but each email back and forth with support took at least a week! Can’t decide if it’s evidence of huge demand, or evidence of lots of product issues or support team understaffing 🤷‍♂️

Did India find some cheap flights home tomorrow afternoon?

We say it every time there's a great Test, but in a world of instant gratification & where substance takes a back seat to sensation, how great is it to still have at least one sport which twists, turns, unfolds gradually & is as gloriously unpredictable as Test cricket! #AUSvIND

There’s good money to be made taking the other side of your bets!

Cripes, Bumrah is the best cricketer in the world right now. First picked in any WorldXI. An all-time great right in front of our eyes. #AUSvIND

You too mate. Congrats on another amazing year!

Surely it has to be #bluefin

That only works on Twitter Jon

Wow, those buttons are doing some work!!

*very HG Nelson voice* RUGBY LEAGUE DIPLOMACY, ROY. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS BUGGERY AND TWICE AS ATTRACTIVE.

The Adelaide oval is such a great place to watch sport. People casually wandering around and such a great atmosphere with space out the back of the stands. Why don’t they follow such a patron friendly model when they build other new stadiums?? No wonder they get such good turnout. #ausvind

Do you need a membership to enter here?
I seem to recall hearing that they’ve just changed the model in the USA from requiring a membership to purchase, to requiring one to even get into the store. Certainly an interesting way to cut down on theft.

I will never, ever get over this.

Merry Christmas to All, EXCEPT For The Following People | Colin From Portsmouth's 2024 Xmas List YouTube video by TheExplodingHeads

"Merry Christmas to all, EXCEPT for the following people..."

Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind in his 2024 Christmas message.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMg...

I hope you still do some other cartoons. I miss the gentle humour of your slice of life stuff like the Hobart book 🙂

Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs (@onyxaminedlife) on twitter: "Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money"