For those wondering this is what the trans gods come down and say to you when you realize you’re nonbinary

Just show us your feet Adam cmon 😔

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Buttplugs

I haven’t played the bass since twenty one pilots was still relevant but I think we would make a really okay band like I’m talking 4/10 maybe even 5

Him

Me going to bed with wet hair after a long day of telling people not to do that

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

Goodnight Bluesky I just want everyone to know before I fall asleep that if I had enough money for 15 dazai plushies I’d torture them all in various new and creative ways as a form of self care

Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.

iMessage chat “Do u ever use that throat numbing spray” “Not rlly bc I like feeling it hit the back of my throat” “I hate u”

I’m the funniest person I know and nobody agrees :(

I hear sskk I sit and listen 😌

Omg shes having a suguru geto shower moment

Kokomo by The Beach Boys 10 hour version

You’ve been in my house too these should’ve been instantly recognizable 😭😭😭😭

I’ve just started watching the substance so far I’m not traumatized I’ll lyk

idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.

NO WAY

The perfect cat sticks her perfect tongue out

My little baby

This my son he is TikTok famous for jumping into a Jersey mikes bag and is here now to bless you with good days and many extra toe beans

i get that my cats gotta groom but why the slurping

Lips always chapped bc if I have chapstick on then I can’t kiss my cat on his little head

If you see this post do it!

Pronouns: she/her
Height: what are you a cop
Shoe Size: what are you a cop
Zodiac: what are you a cop
Smoke: what are you a cop
Tattoos: what are you a cop
Piercings: what are you a cop
Fave drink: what are you a cop

We better start streaming Fortnite while wearing bikinis

wdym jake paul won i feel like gojo died all over again

We need More Chainsaw Man Fans on this app

Love your game, please fix the game breaking bug that wipes out a persons entire save data instead of selling more dlcs tho (:

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

There are two clients in the waiting area talking about morrowind and I’m having a really bad time keeping myself from dropping everything and joining the debate