Oh hi, I’m alive.

I stand by the idea that the Transformers franchise needs a mom Transformer that changes into a minivan. She makes sure everyone gets enough energon, is taking care of themselves, etc.

There’s untapped potential here.

Cultivate an aesthetic? In this economy?

Sometimes I feel like “wellness” influencers are the new thinspiration.

When my hair is long I want it short. When my hair is short I want it long. In this essay I will…

Unpopular opinion: I’m kind of over romantasy.

Wistful for that butterflies in the tummy, delicious anticipation, first kiss feeling.

Yes! Deadline paralysis

More executive dysfunction than anything

Text me if you need me lovey. ❤️

I have the flavor of adhd where I am VERY aware of deadlines, I just can’t muster up the drive to do anything about it until it’s almost too late.

Aw, thanks love.

Hey, it’s my face.

Hey, it’s my face.

Hey, quick reminder- I don’t fuck with fat shaming. I see that shit and you’re out.

Well shit.

Are they really that hot or am I just ovulating? A question for the ages…

No more minimalism or moderation. I am now an all-in maximalist.

Y’all, I finally did it- I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.

Reminds me of my favorite quote, “the moon is still the moon in all her phases.”

The things I learned from Sesame Street as a child- kindness, inclusion, education, conflict resolution, making room at the table for everyone, treating others the way they want to be treated- are considered radical ideas by some.

Anyway, what’s up with you?

What radicalized me? Literally Sesame Street.

Yada yada

Isla-girl says hi.

Screaming into the void is all well and good until the void screams back.

I’m just a really tall fat girl standing in front of clothing manufacturers asking them to please, for the love of long legs, make jumpsuits and overalls to fit me.

I LOOOOOOOVE snag. As a 6’ tall, plus size gal they are fantastic

I know you didn’t ask for advice but brastop.com is my go-to. Curvy Kate makes the prettiest and comfiest bras.

If I ever end up no longer married to my husband I think my next marriage will be lavender.