Thoughts and prayers for anyone trying to go to the dispensary today

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

Tornado watch gets canceled, and Steve Templeton unrolls his sleeves. He might not have started the game on purpose, but he knows the rules and he's playing it. #stlwx

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

heaven forbid someone like something

God never listens to what I say

I swear, having a smart watch is worth it just for 2FA codes

Neighbors are gonna be very confused about this wacko on a scooter singing "hey it's Arthur, Arthur and friends"

Played a little too much Red Dead over the weekend, I guess - bopping around the neighborhood on my electric scooter, just got the urge to shout "Howdy, mister!" and "Out of the damn way!" at pedestrians

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Cool to see Hot Mulligan on the Coachella feed, but their mix is dogshit. Might as well just be someone in the crowd with a mic.

You never know what you're gonna get. Turnstile's set just now was crazy even if you don't like hardcore. Lady Gaga last year or the year before was basically a live art exhibit

They powered down the toilet around 15:30 central time, so I'm sure those poor astronauts have gotta piss like a racehorse by now

I'm sorry but I will never get over the fact that we, as a species, shoot people into space. And they come back alive. Just completely fucking insane

Sounds like the coverup artists at the CIA have been playing too much Metal Gear Solid lately

Black and khaki is hideous in general too - IT help desk vibes

Watching the astronaut press conference live from SPACE and so touched by the intelligence and lovingness and sincerity of these people 💚👨‍🚀

Artemis II NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, and Christina Hammock Koch, and CSA astronaut Jeremy Hansen were announced Monday, April 3 as the four astronauts who will venture around the Moon on Artem...

I guess I'd expect NASA to have some magic beefy high-fault-tolerance cameras for space photography. But flickr shows the metadata and they were taken with like a gopro or a D5. www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

This is amazing. Aadam is a legend, has been taping shows in Chicago for 40 years.

lmao FAFO

this whole thing is very much like being locked in a room with a guy with a grenade who keeps being like IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA PULL THE PIN and then is like “actually nah” and then everyone sighs but you’re still locked in the same room with the same guy and he’s still holding the same grenade

I kinda love that the astronauts are dealing with Outlook being shitty, a broken fan in the toilet, getting micromanaged a la "where did you save your TPS reports on the network drive", etc. They are just like us

Lil me with stunna shades, circa 1989

I was a fashion icon back in the day. What the hell happened?

All disrespect to Captain Dipshit, but if I were in charge, I'd have some dubious executive orders about sports too. One would be that all championship games have to be televised on network TV. Bread and circuses, I know, but I think it's genuinely good for the social order.

All this cool Artemis stuff has me jonesing to watch Apollo 13 tonight

a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying time ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying time

Happy Easter.

The Chainsmokers should be illegal