I would have done the same to you had our hometown visits been reversed. I would have showed you so many ska spots. Places where no one even knows ska once existed. The long forgotten skank zones of our ancestors.
is it considered good to look in real life like the decaying Cardinal from Metalocalypse
As a big fan of Funniest Possible Outcomes, all I can say is lol. lmao, even.
kind of a minor miracle it exists at all, but also it fucking rules.
I'm late and just getting around to it now, but that new Neurosis album really is something else, isn't it?
*Konkus
the creator of this idiotic post regrets the error, and will reflect on his misdeeds.
Bonkus of the Conkus has been an intrusive phrase in my head for a solid four days now. it's partially because, obviously, very funny combination of words. the other reason is that Olive Oyl's reaction reads exactly like a Naomi Wolf tweet.
PaRappa openly beefing with Charlamagne and DJ Envy
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
A newspaper with article titled “Dive Into Punk Past,” accompanied by photos of punk flyers, musicians, concerts and fashion
I’ve been putting together an exhibit on Sonoma County’s early punk scene of the ‘70s, ‘80s and ‘90s. ✨
It opens at the Museum of Sonoma County on April 17.
this is the kind of human flavor I rarely get to experience ever since I stopped taking the subway to commute to work, so I tend to cherish these little snapshots I get of other lives wherever I can.
he had one of those little plastic fan attachments on his phone and every time he'd shift angrily it'd catch on his arm and he'd just get more agitated.
old guy sitting next to me at the doctor's this morning spent the whole time glaring at his phone and incessantly muttering "an insult to God...fuckin' sonuvabitch...Trump ain't Jesus..." and several variations thereof, in the thickest Jersey accent you've heard outside a Sopranos episode.
yes, and it’s not especially close.
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
Tuvix get ipad
[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west
One of Kodo Fuyuki’s dying wishes was to wrestle Shinya Hashimoto one last time in a barbed wire deathmatch at Kawasaki Stadium on 5 May 2003. Fuyuki passed before it could happen, so Hashimoto and Kintaro Kanemura carried his ashes into the wire as his wife sobbed at ringside.
We’ve got @nextlander.com’s @alexnavarro.bsky.social back for an @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social all about the 2005 Super Bowl!
We chat the post-game ep “Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass”—a parody of Passion of the Christ/Wardrobe Malfunctions!
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that one's annoying, but "costed" is the one that really drives me up a fuckin' wall.
*Depeche Mode voice*
It's just not plausible that someone is teleporting into a waffle house because waffle houses are anchored sites of hyperreality. I don't think tarot even works in them. If he was claiming that he spatially displaced into a denny's that'd be worth investigating
that demon baby might seem weird to you, but it's totally normal to me. I see demon babies like that all the time. guess I'm just different that way.
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
if we never see you again, all we have is the story, and the mythology we build ourselves. like the DB Cooper of accidental public horniness.
say what you will, John is one of the only ones to discover the secret of all this. if you never go on the website again, it's like it never happened. you do not see it, and will never see it. you are free in a way that even we are not.
of all the old twitter meltdowns, this is the one I remember most fondly. just a goofy old TV cop getting too horny for a law enforcement psychic and not understanding what DMs are. tale as old as time.
I somehow got into a reply chain with the law enforcement psychic he was getting horny at and she seemed genuinely baffled by what was taking place.
