Oh hi.

OH MY GOSH I GOT A NOTIFICATION ON BLUESKY.

Anywho.
17 days until Venus retrograde.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Y’all are giving me 2015 deja vu.

The vibe on Bluesky today made me think “omg there is a decent chance democrats might lose the election in 2024.”

Twitter & Bluesky using the 4th of July to duel to see who can have the loudest worst take.

It is difficult to chug a margarita.

according to my calculations of Nostradamus' writings,
the 26 year reign of the antichrist ends in 2025.
so hang on for 2 more years, buddy.

this fucking guy.

WTF.

the trend of female performers getting hit with thrown items while they are on stage is very troubling going into Venus retrograde imho.

advice for myself: lose some weight, tubby.

advice for gomez: do some stuff publicly this summer where you are NOT selling a product.

advice for tay:
you're doing better than 99.9999999999% of all people on Earth right now, so avoid all hubris.

shout out to tay & gomez.

thank God i don't have to worry about that shit anymore.

Ugh. Twitter’s death is going to be a nightmare for disaster responders.

shit always gets extra fucked up when Neptune goes retrograde.

what if the france riots and the rate limit exceeding are just psyops meant to distract us from pete davidson's struggles?

i was surprised at how many people threatened physical violence or worse against him today.

The Singularity is now in a Relationship.

Gorgeous, bitch.

Elon Musk just changed his name on Twitter to Chris Gaines.

*checks watch*

THIS feels like a Sagittarius Moon.

Oh darling.