Must have been when he was drinking again.

Oh no!
Where will MAGA get their news now?

Time to take the keys away from grandpa.
25th amendment.

Billionaire Investor Sues Trump Crypto Venture for Fraud, Says It’s on ‘Verge of Collapse’ A billionaire who invested in a crypto project backed by President Donald Trump and his family filed a lawsuit Tuesday in a California federal court, alleging that his multi-million dollar investment ...

Oh no!
Just as I was still waiting on my Trump phone!

Billionaire Investor Sues Trump Crypto Venture for Fraud, Says It’s on ‘Verge of Collapse’
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Trump to Iran: US 'Going To Knock Out Every Single Power Plant, and Every Single Bridge' If No Deal Reached On Sunday morning, President Donald Trump accused Iran of “a Total Violation of our Ceasefire Agreement” and warned the U.S. could escalate sharply if Tehran rejects a deal. The flare-up comes as the ...

That was Monday.
BUT TODAY IS TACO TUESDAY!
More extensions! More excuses!
What a pussy.

Trump to Iran: US 'Going To Knock Out Every Single Power Plant, and Every Single Bridge' If No Deal Reached
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Charlie Kirk assasination bombshell takes another turn as new information is revealed Kirk was shot and killed last year.

Well I hope they find who really did this if he didn't.

I want to know who to give the medal to.

Charlie Kirk assasination bombshell takes another turn as new information is revealed
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Trump to host gala for top $TRUMP meme coin investors -- again Critics call the April 25 event a brazen pay-for-play conflict.

Did he spend all the dough he got from the "Bored of Peace" already?

Trump to host gala for top $TRUMP meme coin investors -- again
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Trump media company replaces CEO, ex-congressman Nunes after stock plunge that wiped out billions The Trump business behind Truth Social is replacing a former congressman and big supporter of the U.S. president as leader of the social media platform after a stock collapse that wiped out billions i...

If you bought this stock, you are still waiting for your Trump Phone.

Trump media company replaces CEO, ex-congressman Nunes after stock plunge that wiped out billions
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TRUMP LOST THE 2020 ELECTION- HE LOST EVERY SINGLE AUDIT AND EVERY SINGLE RECOUNT - TRUMP LOST THE WHOLE FUCKING THING.

IN FACT TRUMP NEVER EVER WON A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION IN OUR COUNTRY!!!

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Trump Encourages Companies Not to Seek Tariff Refunds (Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump said he’d remember companies that decline to seek refunds on duties paid after the Supreme Court struck down a large swath of his tariffs. Most Read from Bloomber...

More gangster tactics from the most corrupt politician in US history.

Trump Encourages Companies Not to Seek Tariff Refunds
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FBI chief Patel says 2020 election fraud arrests 'coming soon' President Donald Trump for years has repeated debunked claims that the 2020 election he lost was 'rigged.' Patel says FBI has 'information' backing Trump.

This is like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown.
Fame-seekers all take turns playing the part of "Lucy" and gullible MAGA are Charlie.
Every time it's the same.

FBI chief Patel says 2020 election fraud arrests 'coming soon'
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Kash Patel doubles down on lawsuit against The Atlantic, slams outlet as ‘fake news mafia’ FBI Director Kash Patel says he will file a defamation lawsuit by Monday against The Atlantic over a report citing anonymous sources alleging misconduct.

I have a recurring nightmare. I'm trapped in a stalled elevator with Rupee Patel and Sarah Huckleberry.

I just had a couple tokes, and they want to have a conversation, and their eyes are weirding me out.

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Trump says U.S. officials are traveling to Pakistan for new Iran talks Sources said Vice President Vance, special envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner would attend the talks.

He didn't even know JD Palin was going!
Someone has to keep Grandpa informed - he still thinks we won already.

Trump says U.S. officials are traveling to Pakistan for new Iran talks
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Fears of looser standards as the FBI and Justice Department scramble to fill a depleted workforce The FBI and Justice Department are scrambling to rebuild a depleted workforce after a wave of departures over the past year, with leaders easing hiring requirements and accelerating recruitment in way...

Is the DEI hire Rupee Patel gone yet?

Fears of looser standards as the FBI and Justice Department scramble to fill a depleted workforce
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RFK Jr. once removed a dead raccoon’s penis to ‘study later’ while his wife and kids waited in the car, book claims A new biography of the Trump administration official quotes from an alleged Kennedy diary entry detailing the raccoon incident

Fully qualified for this administration.
Maybe he and Gregg Phillips the FEMA guy can teleport around and collect other dead animal parts.

RFK Jr. once removed a dead raccoon’s penis to ‘study later’ while his wife and kids waited in the car, book claims
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Remember?

'Be careful.' Vance issues warning to Pope Leo when discussing theology Vice President JD Vance waded into the back-and-forth between Trump and the Pope the war with Iran and the president's controversial Jesus post.

Next up: Trump announces the Vatican will be the 52nd state, after Canada.

'Be careful.' Vance issues warning to Pope Leo when discussing theology
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Here's a MAGA costume for next halloween!

Faith Leaders React To Trump's AI Depiction Of Himself As Jesus Representatives from across denominations have responded to a now-deleted image of the president as a Christ-like figure.

Superstitious people can justify anything.
I mean, if you believe in an all-powerful sky-wizard watching you 24/7, this is nothing.

Faith Leaders React To Trump's AI Depiction Of Himself As Jesus
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Trump faces backlash over post depicting him like Jesus The image was deleted from President Trump's Truth Social account, but the president said it depicted him as a "doctor, making people better."

Oh I know, Donald. MY doctor dresses like that all the time. LOL!

The superstitious ones have to be angry about this.

Trump faces backlash over post depicting him like Jesus
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Iran says US threats 'no longer have any effect' Iranian parliamentary speaker Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf said US threats had lost their impact, asserting that Iran would not bow to pressure. "Iran has proven in recent weeks that it will not yield to ...

Once you tell them you will blow up their entire civilization, then TACO out, nothing's going to work.

Iran says US threats 'no longer have any effect'
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😂😂😂

The Hungarian people wisely refused to listen to these grifting scumbags.

Melania scores ‘lowest ever’ approval rating: ‘The American people really don’t care for her’ Melania Trump‘s public standing has dropped to a level never seen for a modern First Lady, sinking so far underwater that CNN Senior Data Analyst Harry Enten called the numbers “absolutely awful” and ...

Even Trump doesn't like her - he purchased her just to display.

On my bucket list: To hear Melania say "Look Boris! Is Moose and Squirrel!"

Melania scores ‘lowest ever’ approval rating: ‘The American people really don’t care for her’
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