I wanna write lesmand theyre so fun but i have no Ideas just Urge

“You’re late,” Armand says by way of a greeting. Lestat rolls his eyes and pushes past him into the apartment. “Oh, don’t you start.” “I thought we agreed four o’clock.” “And then something came up.” Lestat tosses his coat on the armchair and starts on the buttons of his shirt. “I’ve got better things to do than sit around and wait for you to remember I exist.” “Why don’t you go and do them, then?” He tugs Armand over and snakes a hand down the back of his jeans. “Now shut up or I’ll put you over my knee.” Armand gives him a familiar smile. Lestat doesn’t like it very much—it says, how cute, you think you know anything about anything. He rubs between his asscheeks and finds that he’s already ready to go. Lestat correctly interprets this as payback for his lateness. He can just see it: Armand deciding at 4:30 to do all the work himself, knowing that’s half the fun for Lestat. Vindictive slut. He likes him so much. “Don’t ever let me take you to dinner, I’ll spit in your drink,” he adds. He walks him backward to the bedroom. “God forbid we exchange body fluids. I’ll be quite repulsed.” Armand allows himself to be pushed onto the bed, a crooked grin spreading across his face as he stares up at Lestat, who makes a show of looming as he undoes his belt buckle. God it’s so good with someone who wants it.

this was going to wait for wednesday but in honor of ,

F*ck around and find out. See you tomorrow, Beautiful Unwell. #TheVampireLestat

go to a bar and kiss your frenemy for male attention it’s the year of lesmand babey

does anyone else know the size of your soul OH MY LESMANDS AUGHHHHHHH

I feel sooooo normal and sane abt the armand teaser btw.

la creatura except his heart lowkey not in it today

A digital illustration of two japanese lesbians flirting in a queer underground bar in the 80s. One of them wears a blue jacket, the other a suit, while in the background there's liquor and a multitude of little stickers and illustrations of lesbian and queer marks.

The full illustration I did for @taplingzines.bsky.social "We've Always Been Here"

The zine depicts queer couples throughout cultures and history and I had the honours of portraying a Japanese lesbian couple in an underground bar during the 80s✨

#queer #lesbians #illustration

of damage on Armand immediately. For the same reason, he doesn’t find it particularly interesting. One sad whore is much like another. It just means that they’re simpatico in all the ways that count. It’s just a relief to fuck somebody with whom he doesn’t share over a decade of history, who isn’t going to hold out over a petty argument or act like Lestat wanting to get his dick wet is an unforgivable imposition. For God’s sake, coming back to Paris was supposed to be a fresh start. He’d be perfectly happy to atone for his many crimes if Louis would just let him. Louis is the love of his life. He just makes him want to put his head through the wall sometimes. He supposes it’s a comfort to know that the feeling is clearly mutual. Armand is needy, vain. He shares Louis’s pretentiousness and sucks cock like a Dyson. Knowing he’s the mistress, he’s leaned into the performance of it and answers Lestat’s knock with no underwear and daddy breathed into Lestat’s mouth. Lestat’s dad was a cheater too. His mom used to sit up in the parlor waiting for him to come home in the evenings. Lestat would sit with her sometimes and soak in the acid of her resentment, how she’d sit in her husband’s armchair with a book, not reading it, just glaring at the page as the clock ticked and they waited for the familiar sound of tires on gravel outside. Just once, Lestat tried to ask her about it, to talk about any of it, but she’d just blown out a sigh without taking her eyes off her book. “It doesn’t matter to me that he has a mistress,” she said. “I just rather not be a laughingstock if I have to live here.” And six hundred ticks of the clock later, “You know your father would have words if I tried the same thing.” He breathes out carefully against the hard pain that swells in his chest. It

it's not wednesday but here , have some more of the rancid human au. clearly hell has frozen over bc it's lestat pov

my most pressing iwtv question remains why did louis's subconscious take a straightener to lestat's hair for that one hallucination

back to your regular la creaturaposting with some weird ass poses

looove. its a pipeline i feel i should go down bc bi ppl are so cool and i love men as people but i rly cant get into them romantically or sexually 😔

yayyyy

also i promise this isnt biphobia lmk if it is but every person ive been with is bi so i feel like i dont discriminate. LOL

genuinely not too pressed abt it bc i dont need/want a romantic partner rn but what is this phenomena of being openly bi but being like couldnt date a woman tho ‼️

love and light to bisexual women. love them down. that being said when will they invent one thats into me that ISNT scared of actually Being with a woman (or whatever my gender is yk) in any meaningful way

guy who won the lottery spending every dollar of it trying to bribe the judges of some other mid-level prize that everyone knows is already locked up

Bro you lived on the street the first 8-9 months of your life why are you scared of a BROOM

My roommate has a roomba but it terrifies ah-xu so i dont let it come in my room and just use a broom instead. Tell me why this mf is now scared of the broom too

ofdo / it's beautiful how raffy is both stupid and evil and also how neither of these traits are separately or collectively enough to turn rome off

i’m the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a little BITCH my brother he threw himself off the roof my sister she buried me alive but the vampires who murdered my daddy made me pretend i didn’t have a dick for 250 years my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn’t l

hes been chill and cuddly-xu the last two days so in lieu of normal la creatura here is a laying down la creatura. He loves me to hold his head

I wasnt too worried about making the presentation pretty but he wants it pretty and i fear im bad at it. Im like is this how u graphic

I was chillen until my PI had me run thru it on tuesday and then was like hey. What if you reformatted the entire thing and added a whole section

T-minus one week until my oral quals aaaaaaa

Screenshot of Raffy from Only Friends Dream On looking like the IRL bottom emoji with a comment pasted on that says "Those EYES. Lights on, but no one is home" with the reply "I'd argue that the lights are flickering tbh"

SCREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY www.tumblr.com/purplelilies...

ok i AM gonna circle back on these and do exactly what you would expect of me and ask what is your Thee princess song

cringefail loser rapist ❤️ i didn’t say a name… but a face popped into your head, didn’t it?

I shave your girlfriend bald. Business plan for my new business called I shave your girlfriend bald.

new website. what do we think ishaveyourgirlfriendbald.com