Syphillis Steve! I had forgotten about him for a while there (fortunately).
Posts by Matt Splat
ABHORRENT.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...
Sexist greed, authoritarian ageism, abuse of state-power, chauvinist bullying.
C21 'liberalism' no-conscience husks
SOLIDARITY with Molly-Marie/non-criminal prisoners
JFC this timeline breaks my head.
Why is Mister MAGA Man using a Soviet commie gun? Couldn't be bothered to buy a nice American rifle?
Sweetest trigger I've ever felt.
So they actually do have a red line? Huh. Who knew?
Where is Zelda? ANY Zelda?
Blockading a blockade is the work of a pure stable genius like no one has ever seen before. Only Donald Trump could have thought of this.
It's like, "You think you can shoot at us? Well, we'll show you—we'll shoot ourselves!!"
We should all have tears in our eyes.
Meanwhile bros be at the gym with a gallon jug full of ExoSuperAndroTherm Deluxe 9000 Xtreme which is naturally "not intended for any specific use" per the FDA as well as untested and contains who knows what.
But that shit is just fine I guess? 😂
OOOF, all of the wage growth over the last year erased in one month
Somehow, the bodycam footage of Alabama police arresting a Black pastor watering his vacationing neighbor's flowers makes the story even more surreal than the headline suggests. They keep threatening to cuff a man who is *actively spraying planter boxes the entire time*.
Brutal, and yet... 🤔
Was fun while it lasted, anyway.
This right here. Won't go into a lot of details, but Zepbound basically saved my life. Not sure why taking medicine has such a stigma and we have to shame people for trying to be better for themselves and their loved ones. So dumb.
Sigh.
I do not know how you do it, man. I'd have gone full "Pi mode" a long time ago. Keep up the great work. Someone has to, I guess.
Co-sign.
Paulie Primetime!
Our enemies aren't in Iran.
They are in the Epstein files.
Are you tired of winning yet?
STID. Because of stuff like this. What a club.
Vets voted 3 - 1 for Trump over Harris. Not sure what to tell them.
Study: Men Who Want #Tradwives Actually Just Hate Women Altogether, Including The #Tradwives
www.wonkette.com/p/study-men-...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Well *there* is the understatement of the year, ha!
🇺🇸 CBS: The U.S. has lost 16 MQ-9 Reaper drones since the Iran war began, including two near Isfahan this week.
Each Reaper costs around $30 million — making the losses potentially worth nearly $500 million.
There are parents at kitchen tables right now choosing between a full tank and a full fridge. And yet the President of the United States is busy shouting into the void on Truth Social about Bruce Springsteen. The indifference to what people are actually living through is staggering.
One year after Trump's "Liberation Day," where are we?
He said tariffs would revive U.S. manufacturing, but we lost nearly 100,000 manufacturing jobs in 2025.
Meanwhile, U.S. imports grew while the trade deficit in goods hit a record high.
The chaos amounted to nothing but higher costs for you.
Women everywhere:
Random men on the internet: "LET ME TELL YOU WHAT PARTS OF YOUR APPEARANCE MEN CARE ABOUT!"
Can these guys NOT find any other freaking hobby? Model planes? Photography? WW2 history? Homebrewing? My god...
Oh boy I might say something about boomers, but I did that last night and got all sorts of criticism for being "ageist." (Even though I am nearly retirement age myself.)
I will just say, read the comments and decide for yourself.
It's just the bicycle meme over and over and over again, innit?